Laurie: Hi, Everyone, I'm Laurie and welcome to-

Everyone else: *kinda just doing their own things*

Laurie: ... *Clears her throat* Welcome to-!

Everyone else: *boop boop still doing their own things*

Laurie: Oh for fucks sake, welcome to Gravity Falls Opinions on Ship! And other random topics!

Everyone else: Oh- Hi!

Laurie: *Rolls her eyes* Now before we start, Iv you left a comment last time.

Iv: Yeah.

Bill and Dipper: *visible fear*

Iv: Don't worry. It doesn't involve you two, it involves, Liam, we should bring Snecc boi, just to see how Lee will react. UwU

Bill: .... Okay. *Snaps his fingers bringing the Snecc man*

Ryan: The fu-

Laurie: Hi! Welcome to Gravity Falls Opinions on Ships!

Ryan: .........

Iv: Wait, where the fuck is Liam-

-The doors open, Liam Jeremy, and Michael walking in-

Harley: Speak of the devil.

Liam: Sorry we're late, the line at McDonald's was-................

Ryan: Hi, love.

Liam: *a bit red* ................................

Iv: You got anything to say, Lee?

Liam: ........... H-Hi....

Ryan: Why am I here?

Iv: To give Liam a heart attack. UwU

Liam: *buried in his hoodie* I hate all of you.

Laurie: ... Festive. Anyway we have a ship that I wouldn't have talked about if it wasn't for you *Sharp ass glares at Matt*

Matt: Lams!

Iv: W h o?

Laurie: Laurens x Hamilton.

Dipper: Aren't they real people?

Laurie: Yup. It's a pretty popular ship, that I don't ship.

Joel: I thought you liked Hamilton?

Laurie: I do, I'm not very fond of the ships.

Iv: Interesting.

Laurie: It's cute don't get me wrong, I just think it's weird to have real life people shipped together from the past.

Harley: That's fair.

Joel: So is that it?

Iv: Not quite.

Laurie: Huh? What are we missing??

Iv: *Pushes Liam onto Ryan* This. UwU

Liam: *Very red* !! I-IV!!!

Jeremy: I'm going to take responsible liberties and end this episode here, see you guys tomorrow, leave a ship or dare for us to do and until next time!!