Mabel: HELLU, AND WELCOME TO GRAVITY FALLS OPINIONS ON SHIPS, I'M THE TRUSTY CAMERA GIRL RECORDING EVERYONE ELSE'S DATES, LET US GET STARTED-

-BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP-

-on the couch-

Bill: Alright, let me get this straight, you fall in holes, get kidnapped every 5 seconds, you don't speak much, and you don't really have any hobbies?

Violet: *Nods-*

Bill: Then how in the hecky heck am I supposed to take you on a satisfying date? I don't want to fail.

Violet: *Shruggo-* OwO

Bill: *Sigh* Well... You wanna go to the movies. It's an awful place for a first date, but I'll live.

Violet: *Nods-*

Bill: *Sighs before offering his hand to Violet* Lets go then.

Violet: *Takes his hand and follows him out the door-*

-at the theater-

Bill: Well, uh we can watch uh... *insert really cool movie name-* Oh, were the frick did you go... *Sighs before looking for V* Violet...!

-BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP-

Marco: So uh... What exactly do you want to do...?

Weenies: Well, how about we just walk around town?

Marco: Uh, Sure! *Offers his hand to Weenies*

Weenies: *Takes M's hand and follows after Marco-*

-In town-

Weenies and Marco: *Doing a good talk, while heading towards the diner-*

Mabel: *Being a Mabel while spying on them-* UwU

Weenies: I would say... That so far this date seems like a success!

Marco: And I would have to agree with you wholeheartedly!

Weenies: Yay!

-BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP-

-In Dipper's nerd Lab-

Laurie: I don't really consider this a date. ._.

Dipper: Neither do I, It just seems like a casual hang out.

Laurie: Cuz... that's... that's what it is. I can't steal you away from Billy-

Dipper: Can you not, bring up BillDip, can we at least try to have a "satisfactory date"

Laurie: Well, I mean I guess. *Picks up his journal* But I'm keeping this.

Dipper: ...;w;

Laurie: *Sighs* Just... I feel like stress baking, do you mind helping me?

Dipper: *Shakes his head* 

Laurie: Alright, lets do that then.

-BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP-

-In the Park-

Iv and Joel: *Walking around, having a nice chat-*

Joel: ... So... Uh.. I don't think it would really count as a "Date" if we just stood here in the park... That's just a glorified talk.

Iv: *Chuckles* Well, I guess your right.. As long as it's not a movie theater.

Joel: ...?

Iv: Movie theater is the worst place for a first date. Even if this isn't a "date" It wouldn't be right to have it at a theater.

Joel: ... Why not a theater?

Iv: You can't talk during the movie...! There is no communication between the 2 people!

Joel: *Chuckles* Fine, how about... we go to the coffee shop, then just walk around a bit more?

Iv: You had me at coffee! O3O

Joel: *Offers his hand* Well if I had you there, I must be doing something right..! 

Iv: Shut up and take me to the coffee.

-BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP-

-On the couch-

Luna: There is nothing better, than watching movies on netfix while drinking coffee and hanging out with a buddy! UwU

Will: ... B-Buddy...?

Luna: ...Yeah, I mean. We're friends... Right?

Will: *Nods his head with a small smile* Y-Yeah... this w-will be very f-fun...! R-Right...?

Luna: That's what I hope! Lets start!

-BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP-

Mabel: So this little segment is everyone talking about their dates, and their date. So everyone better be nice to each other. Let us start! 

*Static*

Bill: Remind me why I was the one to get stuck with the damsel in distress! Except she doesn't know how to be a not damsel in distress! No offence to Violet, but I spent 67% of the date trying to track her down! WHY!

*Static*

Bill: But she did give me free popcorn, so that was a plus.

*Static*

Violet: *Several hand motions-* Translation: It was fine.

*Static*

Marco: I would say that it was a good date. Weenies is really nice, and well, not much to say.. it was a nice date. 

*Static*

Weenies: Quite amazing! I really liked it, for once I won't blame luck for me drawing Marco's name! UwU

*Static*

Luna: I mean, we just watched Netflix drinking coffee the entire time... So I would say it was nice.

*Static*

Will: *Nods his head* ... I-It was a n-nice d-date..

*Static*

Iv: Joel had me at Coffee.

*Static*

Iv: He also had me at free ice cream

*Static*

Iv: Wait... I mean, he basically had me at everything he offered, so *Thumbs up* 10/10, but would not do again. I got my own bae-

*Static*

Joel: It wasn't really a date, like I've said before, It was a glorified hangout. It was nice though. UwU

*Static*

Laurie: ... We sat on the couch eating brownies listening to Hamilton. *Whispers* Dipper is into Hamilton... like a lot... who knew? UwU

*Static*

Dipper: *Humming Hamilton, reading his book*

*Static*

Laurie: Also my proof, *Blasts Alexander Hamilton on the speaker*

Dipper: *From another room* 1776, NEW YORK CITY! PARDON ME ARE YOU AARON BURR, SIR? 

Laurie: THAT DEPENDS, WHO'S ASKING?

Dipper: *From another room* OH, SURE, SIR. I'M ALEXANDER HAMILTON-

*Static*

Dipper: *Clears his throat* Yeah... I-It was a good date... UwU

*Static*

Mabel: I would say all of the dates were successes! See you guys next time! *Throws glitter at the camera*