I'M SORRY, LAST A/N I SWEAR! I just got Pokémon Moon and promised myself that I would soft-reset the game to get a shiny popplio. So, 5-6 times later, I look at my 3DS and...

BAM, SUCKA'!!! OH MY GOSH! I DID NOT THINK THAT I WAS ACTUALLY GONNA GET A SHINY STARTER! THIS IS THE FIRST TIME THAT IVE EVER GOTTEN MYSELF A SHINY STARTER AND I AM LEGITIMATELY DYING! I NEED SOMEONE TO SEE THIS! I KNOW, xNomNom_Nebulax COME SEE THIS!!!!! AAAAAGH! MMMHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL!!!!

I named him Joker...Cuz, Y'know?...He's a clown?....

HE'S FRIGGEN PINK!!!