I've decided to make when Bill is talking in Dippers Mind like this because writing in CAPS all the time is weird
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Dippers POV

I woke up this morning with dread remembering that I basically signed my life away forever. How could I be so stupid.

I sit up, and look over at Mabel's bed she is not there I find it odd as I normally wake up before her. I remove my blanket from myself and walk to the bathroom to get ready for the day, later I walk down from the old attic to see Mabel and Grunkle Stan sitting at the table eating Stancakes, it seems that they did not make me any

Stan looks up from his food acknowledging my existence unlike Mabel who is far too concerned with Waddles to notice me. I sit at a seat by the table.

"Hey Grunkle Stan, Mabel" I say hoping that they will notice that they have not have me any breakfast

"Oh, hey Dip-stick sorry there's no Stan-cakes for you Waddles was hungry so I gave them to him" Mable said cheerfully

Oh great I'm less important then a pig plus the fact that I now don't get food. But its not like I can be mad they are my family and I love them.

"It's okay Mabel I'll just...." I say scanning the table for something seeing a can of Pitt Cola I tell her

"I'll just have this... well I'm going mystery hunting I'll be back for lunch" I say putting on my truckers cap making sure to grab the Pitt Cola

"Kay Dipin Dots have fun" Mabel tells me

"When you get back clean the bathroom, Okay" Grunkle Stan tells me and I guess I don't have a chose but I know it's all out of love. Right?

"Okay bye" I head out the door and start heading towards the forest I don't know why I'm going back I guess it because if Bill decides to take over my body again he can't immediately hurt Mabel or Stan, and even if he doesn't do anything they won't notice anything weird... not that they would care

I decide to ignore that thought I'm sure they would I just don't want them to be concerned it's the opposite of them not caring, it's they would care too much and it would get in their way, and they don't need to handle my stupidity by making a deal with Bill again, they would care I know they would, but it's not their problem so they dont need to know it's my problem.

Wow. I'm really far in the forest how long have I been walking

Quite a while Pinetree

"Agowgqwjwihwvsjsoosuwhj.....Bill...." I tried to make a sentence as I spazed the flip out, like I honestly look like I'm having a seizure

Wow that was the most pathetic thing I've ever seen and I watched the crusades

"Just show yourself you stupid triangle" I said as I tried to ignore the fact that I baciaclly had a seizure because of three words

But why would I wanna do that? This is way more fun especially when you flip the fuck out like that

And I'm forced to relive that. Seriously why am I like this, this is probably the reason Mabel fed my food to the pig

"AND THAT YOU'LL BE RIGHT ABOUT" Bill yelled, Wow big surprise, as a yellow triangle appears in front of me

"What do you want Bill?" I ask him even though I'm pretty sure i know the answer

"WELL I NEED TO DO A FEW THINGS THAT REQUIRE A PHYSICAL BODY SO...." The triangle yelled as he snaped his fingers and my vision blacked out

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Third-Person POV or me roasting everyone and being super sarcastic

"Ahhh. It feels great to be back in A physical body"Bills yells as he slaps his new 'new meatsack' in the face aka Dipper but it's Bill and he does what he wants

"WHOA PAIN IS AMAZING" he says excitedly

"AND NOW WITH THIS DEAL PINETREE CAN'T STOP ME AS LONG AS I STAY OUT OF HIS HEAD HAHAHHAHAHAHAH" He starts laughing uncontrollably but I mean what did you expect

"OH YEAH DIDN'T I SAY I HAD SOMETHING TO DO" He states out loud

He starts walking out of the forest and starts ranting

"STUPID PINETREE THINKING A FOREST CAN STOP ME I'M OVER 5 BILLION YEARS OLD I DO WHAT I WANT"

5 hours later

Bill finally reaches the end of the forest and is walking towards the town

"SEE I DIDN'T GET LOST HAHAHAHAHH" He says obviously lying like honestly it took him 5 hours how many wrong turns did he make?

"NOW TIME TO COMPLETE MY CHORES" Bill yells as he goes into the Gravity Falls Convinece Store, BTW not the haunted one, and proceeds to go to the cashier

"I NEED A PACK OF MATCHES" He asks? The cashier

"Kids these day no manners" The cashier mutters as they open the drawer where they keep the matches

"OH I'M SORRY LET ME TRY AGAIN...... CAn I plEase geT a PACk Of MAtches..... WAS THAT BETTER" Bill tries key word tries to act like a normal human

The cashier just ignores him and hands him the matches

"That'll be 1.50$" The cashier tells Bill

"HMmm OKay MAam" Bill says as he puts his hands in Dippers vest pockets looking for money and luckily he finds some

"HEre" Bill says as he puts a 5 dollar bill on the counter amd the cashier who is already fed up with him just takes the bill and hands him the matches

"THANKS OLD LADY" Bill yells as he runs away from the store matches in hand

"SO NOW I NEED SOMETHING CALLED GASOLINE HMMMMM..... WHERE WOULD I BUY THAT" He looks around a bit before seeing a jerry can and walking towards it

"THIS LOOKS LIKE IT" Bill yells as he brings it up to his face and smells it

"AND SMELLS LIKE IT..... I WOULD TASTE IT BUT I'M PRETTY SURE THAT WOULD KILL A MEATSACK AND I'M NOT DONE WITH IT YET" Bill yells refraining from killing Dipper.... for now

Bill starts off with the matches and gasoline heading towards the residential area of Gravity Falls turning onto a street

"103, 104, 105, 106.... 106 HA THAT'S IT" He says walking up to the house and walking around it to gate and opening it, he slowly walks into the yard heading towards the stairs and up them to the back door nudging it slightly

"I'M GLAD THAT FOOL BELIVED ME WHEN I SAID I WOULDN'T DO IT OF HE LEFT THE BACK DOOR OPEN WHEN HE SLEPT, IN SORRY BUD A DEALS A DEAL......" Bill says praising himself and his greatness

He then proceeds to pour that gasoline all over the wooden floors of the house before returning to the door

"ENJOY HELL BUD AND BUY THE WAY YOUR WIFE KNEW" He yells before lighting the match and dropping it on the floor

As soon as the match hit the Gasoline covered floor it light up spreading fast slightly to fast for Bill in Dippers sad excuse for a body and causing a part of his leg to light on fire not that Bill minded because he loves pain but he realized this could kill Dipper and that would kill his meatsack so he ran out of the house as it caught on fire and put out the fire on his leg but unfortunately, or luckily depends on who you are talking to, it did burn him as it is fire

Bill ignoring the fact that Dippers leg now had 2nd almost 3rd degree burn stepped back and admired his work as the house burned he stood there till he heard the sirens signaling for him to leave the scene, running and jumping over the fence and acidentaly cutting Dippers leg on the fence along the burn wound but Bill simply yelled

"PAIN IS HILARIOUS" As he continued running back towards the forest cutting through it to get to the Mystery Shack and only getting lost once

When he arrived at the Mystery Shack he sat on the porch leaving Dippers body for a while.... well at least until he needed to do another 'chore'

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Thanks for reading I hope you enjoyed. Yeah I decided to make it when Bill is in possession of Dippers body that Dipper blacks out, it makes more sense for the flow of the story.
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