[Gravity Falls]

Grace: BILL!!!!! *Chasing after the bastard demon*

Bill:*Flying away from the She-demon*

Grace: Hand me back my sword or I'll beat the existing life out of you!

Bill: Never! *Teleports to the Mystery Shack*

Grace: Bill! *Teleports*

[At the Mystery Shack]

Bill:*Teleports in Dipper's room*

Dipper: What the- Bill?!

Bill: Hi Pine Tree!

Dipper: What are you doing here?

Bill: Fleeing away from someone for stealing their weapon.

Dipper: What?

Grace:*Teleports next to Bill* Cipher.

Bill: Hey Falls. *Teleports away*

Grace:*Teleports after Bill*

Dipper: .......What just happened?

[In the Mystery Shack Gift Shop]

Wendy:*Sitting at the register* *Reading her magazines as usual*

Bill:*Teleports by Wendy* Hello Red.

Wendy:*Looks up from her reading* Oh, Bill.

Grace:*Teleports and tackles Bill down*

Wendy:*Watches the two fight* *Shrugs and goes back to her magazine*

Bill: Woah there Falls. Feisty aren't you~

Grace: Bill. My sword.

Bill: Let me think. Nope. *Teleports away*

Grace:*Groaned in frustration* *Teleports after him*

[In the town of Gravity Falls]

Bill & Grace:*Teleporting everywhere in the small town of Gravity Falls*

Bill:*Teleports in Greasy's Diner*

Grace:*Teleports to Bill* *Exhausted* You...mother-

Bill: Language Falls. Naughty girl~

Grace:*Glares at him* Just give me back my sword.

Bill: On one condition.

Grace: What's the catch?

Bill: Right here. *Tapping on his right cheek*

Grace: Oh. *Punches his face*

Bill:*Fell on the floor* I mean a simple kiss not a punch!

Grace: Oops my bad. *Total sarcasm*

Bill:*Gets up* *Rubbing his cheek* Your punches can kill someone.

Grace: I'm created to kill specific things.

Bill: Yeah yeah. *Teleports away*

Grace: Wait my sword! *Teleports after him*

Lazy Susan:*Watched the whole scenario* What a lovely couple.

[At Gravity Falls lake]

Grace:*Teleports on the docks*

Bill:*Behind her* I'll give your sword back if you do me the favor.

Grace:*Turns around looking at the Dorito demon* I rather throw myself in the bottomless pit.

Bill: It's just a simple peck on the cheek, sweet cheeks. Why are you so stubborn for me to decipher you?

Grace: I'm just here in this fandom to protect everyone not finding annoying guys teasing the HELL out of me.

Bill:*Sighed* You're a tough case to solve. *Throws the sword back at Grace*

Grace:*Caught it*

Bill: I'm leaving. *Starts walking away*

Grace:*Oddly felt a little guilt* Oh damn you human emotions. Wait, Bill.

Bill:*Looks back* What?

Grace: I'll do your favor.

Bill:*Walks back to her* Alright. *Points his cheek*

Grace:*Leans and about to peck his cheek*

Bill:*Turns his head and directly pecks her lips*

Grace:*Surprised and falls back* The hell Bill?!!!

Bill: HAHAHAHA!!!!!! Your reaction, I can't believe you fell for it! HAHAHA!!!!!

Grace:*Blushes from embarrassment* You asshole that wasn't the favor!

Bill: No but I still count it and was your first kiss! HAHAHA!!!!

Grace: Damn you Dorito. *Yanks his top hat away*

Bill: Hey, my hat!

Grace: Then come and get it. *Teleports away*

Bill: Oh damn you She-demon. *Teleports after her*