A.n:so my first choice for a One shot was mawill,since the wheel of misfortune decided that. But I really didn't want to do a story for mawill,so I just stuck with billdip

Dipper's p.o.v

     So Bill and I have been dating forever.  I've lost a lot of family ever since we've been together. Mom and dad were angry that I was gay,so they kicked me out of the house. Grunckle Stan,Ford,and Mabel were angry that I was with Bill,the guy who almost  burned the journals forever,and nearly killed my sister during weirdmageddon. But nothing is going to get in my way of dating-and possibly marrying-him.

      We were watching the sunset while sitting on a hill. Hand-in-hand. Boyfriend and boyfriend. 

     "Hey,Pinetree." Bill said all of a sudden.

     I looked at him, "What?"

     He hesitated, then said, " i-i gotta ask you something. . . Important. . . "

      "What is it?"

     Bill snapped his fingers ,then slid whatever was in his hand behind him. He stood up,then got on one knee,then held up a small box, " will you be my. . . Wife? "

     WIfe? Really,Bill?

     "Wait,uh. . . Husband?" He blushed.

     This is actually happening,oh my gosh,it's actually happening!!!! "Y-Yes!" Bill put the ring on my ring finger, then we kissed.

      A month has passed,and Bill and I are married. No one showed up to our wedding,besides his two brothers. I don't care,though. I'm married now!

     One night,Bill and I were in bed. We were all cozzy,and comfortable,and cuddling. . . Then Bill asked me a question I'll never forget.

     "Hey,Mason,wanna have babies?" 

     I turned around in bed and looked at his face. Grinning as always,but this time,in a different way. . .

     "And how exactly can I have babies?"

     " Well we can adopt,or we can do plan A And I can turn you into a woman for 9 months. " Bill answered.

     I hesitated,but we did. . . It. 

     I cradled my baby in my arms as I lay in the hospital bed,Bill standing at my side,three doctors looking at my baby. But something in their eyes told me that something was wrong with her.Then I looked at the direction they were looking,and I saw her eyes. . . Oh,no. . . Bill,do something!

     "Uh,can me and my family please go home,now?"  Bill asked one of the male doctors beside me. He looked at me,terrified.

     "Not yet,sir." He replied,then he took the baby out of my arms,and he and the other doctors followed him out of the room.

    "No!" I cried,''My baby! My little girl! Bill,please!"

     Bill chased after them.

     Bill's P.O.V

     I chased after them.

     No body was going to take my baby from me!NO ONE!

     One of them slammed the door on me,and I growled. I teleported inside and took my child from their arms,"I already know what's wrong with her. . . You'll never figure it out,you bunch of mindless sheep!"

     "Get the baby! Call the cops! Get him!''One of them called after me. I used my magic to quickly get Mason out of the IVs and teleported us home.

    Dipper's P.O.V

     "Great,I bet the FBI is up our butts now!" I exclaimed to myself.

    "Hey,it's gonna be alright,"Bill gently put him hands on my shoulders,"Look,do you understand what they were so curious about?"

     "No. . .I don't. . .''I replied,"I think they were going to hurt her,and that's why I was so scared. . .''

     "They were going to take some of her blood to see what type of blood she has,because they were looking at her eyes,thinking she was some demon. And she is. . . She's a half-breed. . ." Bill answered.

     "Did they think I hid it on with a cat or something?" I joked.

     Bill laughed,"Well,funny you should ask. . ."

     We laughed,then looked back at the baby,"So what should we name her?" I asked  

    ''She looks like she should have a name like. . . Rarity,or Goldy,or-"

    "Rarity,definatly." I kissed Rarity,then I kissed Bill.

     Bill's P.O.V

     "Alright,Rarity,try to shoot a fireball." I told my daughter,Rarity,"Just think of shooting a fireball,and it'll happen,okay?"

     "Tay tay!" She replied. She shot something outta her palm,but it wasn't a fireball.

     "Ahh!"I screamed out of no where. It was a ball of kittens. . . The ball of kittens slammed into my face,and I fell back on my back. A grey kitten was nailing me in the neck while looking at my face,as the other kittens ran off.

     "Dada,can I keep kitty?" Rarity ran to the kitten on my neck,and picked it up.

     "Only if you try to shoot a fireball next! Now back up and try it!" I was getting frustrated.  Then Rarity shot the world's tiniest fireball,"Really?"

     "Hehehe. I get kitten! I get kitten!" She hopped up and down with the cat in her arms,"It licked me!"

    "Dinner's ready!" Pinetree called to us. Then I picked Rarity up,and carried her on my shoulders to the house as the giggled being high up in the air.

      "What's for Dinner?" I asked.

      "Pizza and Macroni." Pinetree replied.

      "Yummy!" Rarity squeaked.

      "You're yummy too!" I said to her,then I held her side to my mouth and pretendedf to eat her

     She laughed and then I sat her in her high-chair. I sat in a chair,and ate. I complemented the way Pinetree cooked and then made some romantic jokes that Rarity wouldn't understand. I think.

     At night,Pinetree tucked Rarity in,then Me and Pinetree lay in bed. I can't sleep,but it's still relaxing to watch Pinetree fall asleep without him knowing I'm watching him.

     "Love you." He said.

     "Love you."I replied. I rapped my arm around him back,then listened to his quiet breathing as he slowly went to sleep.

     Hours passed and at 3:00 A.M I heard banging at the door.

     "F.B.I,OPEN UP!''

   (XD I had to)

      "Oh shiiiii-"I shook Pinetree awake,"Pinetree,the F.B.I you told me about last year is here! Get your cloths on,we're moving!"

     "W-whaa??"

    "F.B.I,OPEN UP,OR WE'LL HAVE TO USE FORCE!!!"

    "Frick!" Pinetree hopped out of bed,then ran to get our baby.

     I used my magic to quickly pack our stuff,then teleported to Pinetree and Rarity. Rarity was whining.

     "THREE. . ."

     "Shhhh,shhhh,shhh!" Pinetree tried to comfort Rarity.

      "TWO. . .''

      I gave Pinetree a traveling bag with all of his stuff in it to him.

      "ONE!" Suddenly  the door was kicked open and the F.B.I ran in

      I teleported us the hell out of here

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