*nikolai natasha Sonya and petya all in a room talking about life and love and stuff*

Petya: *looks natasha dead in the eye* I'm not a virgin.

*everyone starts laughing

Natasha: are you sure you know what it means.

Petya: you explain first

Natasha: no you

Petya: um.. it means you plan to have sex in the future...

Natasha: no..... it means you've already had sex

Petya:ohhhh....