Natasha: Natasha has an army of fans, boys, most of society rooting for her and willing to protect her.

Sonya: You touch my precious baby there will be problems part one

Marya: Don't you fucking dare. She will murder your ass with her hands tied behind her back, blindfolded, legs chained to the ground, mouth ducktaped, her body attached to the wall.

Anatole: He's dumb but he's got a good gun guy on his side so fight at your own risk

Helene: She'd be strong-ish? She probably hypothesize you to death or something manipulative

Dolokov: would shoot you before the battle began

Bolkonsky: Is strong but weak fight at your own risk

Mary: You touch my precious baby there will be problems part two

Balaga: would be invisible, blink, and then you'd die somehow I swear Balaga is satan

Pierre: Could fight you, might, might not he doesn't even know.

Andrei: Error there doesn't seem to be any data to fight.

Billy: I want to fight them all!

Ben: YOU IDIOT! WHY IN THE HELL WOULD YOU WANT TO FIGHT A BUNCH OF ANGRY RUSSIANS?!?!?!?!?