Anatole: Miss Marya, I think I need to go to the nurse's office

Marya: why?

Anatole: I was using the urinal next to Dolokhov and he took out a lighter and lit my leg on fire

Marya: are you ok?

Dolokhov: You're such a drama queen I lit your leg hair on fire! Not your leg!

Marya: I dont get paid enough for this