Nurse: you're having triplets,

Natasha: Triplets?

Nurse: yes, we should call the doctor

Natasha: the doctor? CALL THE DAMN VET I'M HAVING A LITTER! Pierre do you hear this?

Pierre: yeah! You know what that means!?

Natasha: yeah, we're having triplets

Pierre: No, I HAVE A MAGIC DICK!

Based off of a tik tok, I do not know the creator, but wanted to say this isn't mine