He gave me his own explanation for their personalities.

When I showed Natasha: "Child, what is a child doing in a dress so fancy?"

Sonya: "She looks depressed, heartbroken, and alone"

Marya: "Shes a proper lady, but that also makes her kind of bitch,"

Anatole: "He looks like he's in his like senior year of highschool, but he still doesn't know what 2+2="

Helene: "Slut, definite slut."

Dolokhov: "He looks like he drank too much and needs a nap."

Bolokonsky: "This alien old dude just HAS to be the husband of the proper bitch lady."

Mary: "aw she looks like a very poor and depressed little girl. I want to give her a hug."

Andrei: "He looks like a very good and smart college student."

Pierre: "he looks like he has depression.... and he needs a nap."

Balaga: "Hobo on crack"

and that's what he thought they looked like.