Andrei: your Broadway tickets

Natasha: I'm beloved by all, I fuck things up, I feel bad about it, and everyone loves me again

Sonya: I fix fuck ups out of love

Marya: I fix fuck ups because I'm terrifying but awesome

Anatole: I instigate fuck ups

Dolokhov: I'm involved with fuck ups and try to stop them at the same time

Helene: I'm involved with fuck ups

Balaga: I fuck up the fuck ups and I fuck up stopping fuck ups

Bolkonsky:I fuck up things and I dont even care that I fucked them up, I just place the blame somewhere else

Mary:I also fix fuck ups out of love

Pierre: I don't even know the time of day right now