Waitor: Here are your meals!

Natasha: Thank you!

Pierre: Thank you.

Waitor: *leaves*

Pierre: Aw man..

Natasha: What?

Pierre: I ordered this without ranch (I couldn't remember what the actual sauce was and I couldn't find the video for some reason) because I don't like ranch on this meal.

Natasha: Well, that's ok, we'll just call the waitor and send it back.

Pierre: No! No, no no. We are not doing that.

Natasha: Why?

Pierre: Because Natasha! If I send it back, the waitor will have to bring it to Tom. Tom cooked our meal, but he was on strike two with his boss. He gets fired for screwing up my meal. Then, he has to go home and to his pregnant wife and toddler Timmy and tell them he got fired. He can't deal with this so he starts to drink. Fast forward a few months, the baby's been born, but Tom drinks all the time and so his wife left him. Now Timmy grows up without having a good relationship with his father all because of Ranch Karen, Ken whatever and has only one goal. He wants to hunt down and kill me. So, I'm going to eat this ranch filled meal so Timmy can grow up with a father.

Natasha: I love you, but you need help

Pierre: I know