-Hot?
-Creepy Man
-Get this man some real help somebody please
-Spends other people's money on other people's women (and on wine)

-Is not the 'not the brightest button in the box', but is half a button in the box

-Was unable to comprehend that there were four exsisting grown men who could, and would challenge him to a duel for seducing, abducting, and trying to elope with Natasha, like JFC WTH DUDE COME ON, HAVE AN OPEN MIND FOR ONCE OR GO GET HELP FOR ONCE PLEASE fOr ThE lOvE