Prolouge: Andrey Isn't Here

Pierre: Pierre Evauluates His Life Part One

Moscow: Good Luck Pronouncing All of Those Russian Names

The Private and Intimate Life: Andrey's family is totally messed up.

Natasha and Bolkonskys: A Mean Old Man Dislikes Natasha

No One Else: THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

The Opera: Anatole, Go Away Pt. 1

Natasha and Anatole: Anatole, Go Away Pt. 2

Natasha Lost: What Just Happened

The Duel: Gimme Ur Money Pt.1/ Fite me

Dush and Ashes: Pierre Evaluates Life Part 2

Sunday Morning: TiMe FOr ChUrCh

Charming: This is the Gayest Song of the Musical Deal With It

The Ball: ANATOLE, GO AWAY PT. 3

Letters: Apologies and Conspieracies

Sonya and Natasha: Gurl, No

Sonya Alone: Stop Chopping Onions Part One

Preperations: Gimme ur money Pt.2

Balaga: crackhead666

The Abduction: Time to Kidnap people but first partaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy

In My House: Marya is Terrifying

A Call To Pierre: WhAaTt

Find Anatole: BE QUIET

Pierre and Anatole: Anatole,  go away Part 4!

Natasha Very Ill: Aw Sonya is Good

Pierre and Andrey: Nope, Bitches Get Stitches

Pierre and Natasha: I SAID STOP CHOPPING ONIONS!!!!

The Great Comet of 1812: THATS IT IM TAKING THE KNIFE! WE ARE NEVER BUYING ONIONS!!!!