Pierre: Andrey isn't here

Natasha: I'm young and will forever love Andrey it so totally doesn't sound like somethint might change that right?

Sonya: I'm good and will end up trying to save my friend multiple times and i will truly forever love Nikolai but i will always be alone

Marya: I'm oldschool, don't fuck up i will end you. Also Natasha is my favorite.

Ensemble: Lets explain more about why tou should love the show and oh the family tree is in your playbill

Anatole: I'm hot i spend my *cough cough pierre's* money on only women and wine and they think I'm romantic but I'm actually super fucking creepy

Helene: I'm a slut deal with it I'm going to help my brother deal with it

Dolokhov: I'm fierce and actually a great deal more important than they say

Bolkonsky: I'm crazy and old and angry all the time for no reason

Mary: I'm plain and i read my bible

Balaga: I'm fun and i have no idea why the fuck Pierre thought Napoleon  was the devil my username is litterally crackhead666

What about Pierre?