Natasha: *who always be generally straight up vibing* Boys ya got me helpless, no like seriously which one of you do I choose?

Sonya: I know my cousin like I know my own mind. Shes better than this, I wont allow her to get hurt!

Marya D:*during the abduction and in my house* congratufuckinglations YOU HAVE INVENTED A NEW KIND OF STUPID, A DAMAGE YOU CAN NEVER UNDO KIND OF STUPID AN OPEN ALL THE CAGES IN THE ZOO KIND OF STUPID TRULY YOU DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH KIND OF STUPID!

Anatole: when her mouth is on mine I do not say no.

Helene: (idk on this one there is noone actually being a slut and I don't want to use poor maria because she wasnt just some plain out slut she was helping her daughter so tell me if you have any ideas for a line helene could use)

Dolokhov: CALL ME SON ONE MORE TIME!

Bolkonsky: GO HOME

Mary: Have I done enough? Will they tell *god* his story?

Balaga: IM A GENERAL WEEEEEEE

Andrei: Tomorrow they'll be more of us!

Pierre: AND PEGGY