So Starlight0487 had an idea to so misheard lyrics so here we are

1. All I care for is gay, tea, and women

All I care for is gaiety and women

2. And Andrey is in tears

And Andrey isn't here

3. Just one of a hundred saddlemen

Just one of a hundred sad, old men

4. Everyone's got 93 names

Everyone's got nine different names.