Someone: RoMeO aNd JuLiEt iS tHe GrEaTeSt LoVe StOrY oF aLl tImE!

Me: *takes a deep breath*

Me: IF- IF I WERE NOT MYSELF-

(or marlee tames and carter whatever his last name is from the selection who risked everything by being together and suffered a terrible fate that was almost death but not death just to be with each other)