Pierre: NAPOLEON IS THE DEVIL AHHHHHHH 666 LISTEN TO MY CONSPIRACY LETTERS ANDREY

Natasha: I'm in love with two men shit what do I do?

Mary: I'm so sorry about what happened at my house please forgive me.

Natasha: ah shoot what do I do?

Anatole: NATLIE NATLIE NATLIE  let's elope

Natasha: Yay! *falls asleep rereading the letter*