Food #1

Sonya: I am the smartest, most skilled person in Russia!

Natasha:......is- is your hand stuck in the vending machine?

Sonya: I PAID for my skittles I'm getting MY DAMN SKITTLES!

Food #2

Pierre: *holds coffee pot and cereal bowl* what if instead of milk, i pour coffee with my cereal?

Natasha: *comes and takes the coffee pot* What if you didn't?

Food #3

Dolovkhov: It's time to stop treating us like children! NO more feeding us Dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets!

Helene: but you like your dino chicken nuggets!

Dolovkhov: we are adults, tell her anatole

Anatole: *who is playing with the dino nuggets* RAWWWWWWWWWWWR!!!! RAWRRRRRRRRR!!!!!