Bandits

Bandits: We have your son!

Helene: I dont have one

Bandits: then who the fuck is this kid that threaten to kill us if we didnt get him mcdonalds

Helene: Ahh, you have my brother

Bandits part 2

Bandit: get in the car kid!

Sonya: Ok, are you driving me home?

Bandit: yeah

Sonya: ok then are you a friend of my parents?

Bandit: yep

Sonya: may I have a snack?

Bandit: No just shut up!

Sonya: ok but my parents always let me have a snack

Bandit: no!

Sonya: fine can we please at least play eye spy?

Bandit: what the fuck! fine

Sonya: I spy something blue

Bandit: the sky?

Sonya: No the cop car right next to us

Bandit: shit

Sonya: Nice try, my cousin's goddmother gave me a phone I texted her and now you are in trouble.

Bandit: How did you know though?

Sonya: You're not a friend of my parents

Bandit: Yeah I am

Sonya: I dont have parents

Bandit: well fuck