Anatole: HOLD UP HOLD UP HOLD UP! HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS! THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO!

*helene laughing her ass off the entire time*

Dolokhov: I'm gonna stab him

Anatole: YOUR GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT IM WRONG? AM I WRONG? (yes) SHE WORE A CROWN AND CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE DAWG!

Dolokhov: im not fighting with you

Anatole: GROW UP GROW UP

Dolokhov: get educated goodbye