IN GENERAL:
•When you worked at GC?D, you hated Kris Pringle because of how she treated poor Eddy

•Him telling you a lot of riddles-and I mean A LOT
•I love of them are cheesy and corny though lol
•Him: what is the opposite of the word
"you"?
You: I.
Him: I can make people happy, I can make people cry. I can make people want me, and I can drive people crazy. What am I?
You: Love.
Him: what is the opposite of the word "I"?
You: you.
Him: Now put them together and what do they say?
You: I love you.
Him: Aww. I love you too, my dear beloved.

•Unlike others, if you get a riddle wrong he won't get mad-he'll just gently guide you to the correct answer
•You never really have to take care of a Sweet Sick Eddy because this man, I kid you not, NEVER gets sick
•You can't tell if it's a blessing or not
•You got a green question mark tattooed onto your (place), while he got a (color) (symbol) tattooed onto his (place)
(I get the feeling that a lot of people are getting "(place)" as dirty... yeah no it just means y'all get to chose where the tatto is placed. Felt like I had to state that for some people.)
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