Selina's P.O.V

Where the hell was the caped crusader when you needed him?

And they call you a hero, Batman?

Right now, five cops are (trying) restraining Joker, three for Scarecrow and four for Two-Face.

And you know, two (believe it) gripping Ivy's arms, as she was trying to kill the Joker, I'm guessing, I don't think anybody attempted to touch Harley as she was shrieking with pain every few seconds, half bleeding to death, half going to drown in her own sobs.

Oh yeah, well I was standing at the wall still.I also had got rid of my handcuffs (Ivy got a key from 'someone'. For some unknown reason but I decided either, get Harley some medical attention, untangle Ivy from the heap of cops that were in the middle of an unfamily-like game of twister or get Batman to sort this out.

Now all three sounded like pretty good ideas, but as least expected i opted for informing Bats.

I sweeped under the twister heap and skidded past the bad guys getting restrained. As you do.

I sprinted down the stairs of Arkham, but then again guards would be there, as well as more back up and that would not go down well with Gothams most wanted jewel thief ( Im a infamous celebrity round these parts.)

I hopped out the window, ever so casually, alarming a few guards patrolling Arkham and avoiding the depths of the water i almost tumbled into. The guards chased after me, but i hid in the shadows of the bulky building, i waited several minutes to be sure they were gone. When they eventually disappeared, thinking they'd seen a ghost or something, i scarpered after a abandoned police patrol car, hoping there was some gas or petrol in the tank, i turned the ignition, praying for fuel.

Thankfully there was and i headed off for the mysterious Batcave (Now, im probably not meant to know where this was or what this was, but seriously this guys gotta think of some more secretive place)

When i found one of the many entrances of the Cave, i ended up in a pitch black space, light up by some small flood lights. Very bright, actually, when you stared at them.

Ow.

Anyway, I reached that big computer that was rumoured, looks like i its true, i guess i can brag about this when i end up in Arkham again at some point.

I wonder if you could call Batman on this thing? I thought as i sat down i the big leather chair infront of the computer. I tried pressing lightly on a few buttons.

Hmm...

Ehh. Well this is embarrassing...

Yes, after that the chair totally betrayed me and flipped my over, landing on my back (hopefully no bruises) and i ended up staring up at the Hero of Gotham, guess the calling thing worked, right?

"Catwoman?" the dark voice echoed

"Er, hi" i said totally losing the outgoing upfront confident side of my personality and probably the flirtatious sexy side as well (Thanks chair!).

"What are you doing here?" he asked sternly

"Well, actually I need help." I said sitting up and untangling my leg from the chair. Lost all the sexiness there.

"What?"

"No offence but that's what your for!"

"Shouldn't i be concerned when a villain asks for help, this couldn't be some kind of trap?"

"I didn't think of that, ok. But its serious!"

"How serious?"

Gees. So many questions, so i stood up ready to explain "Well, the main things are that Joker, Two-face and scarecrow are there, as well my Ivy and Harley, whom has been stabbed and as many as enforcements as Commissar Gordon can get!"

The eyes under the mask widened. He lifted a hand to some sort of earpiece and speak into it "Nightwing, get Robin and meet me in the Cave as soon as possible."

And now the four of us are standing in the Cave, each of them getting their vehicles ready, while Im waiting (impatiently) for them.

"Oh did i mention, this is all at Arkham?" I said

"More villains" muttered the little red robin.

"No time for waiting around then, lets go" Said Bats.

And with that, the two birds rode off on their bikes to Arkham while i got V.I.P treatment along with Bats in his Batmobile, i think it was so he could keep an eye on me...