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UNABL Training - Part 2

Hey guys. Sorry for delay. Finally the next part is updated. Enjoy the reading. This experience is in the point of view of Sneha. I'm too lazy you know. ;-)

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Hello friends!!!!! Well hope you enjoy it. J

DAY 2 (2nd Feb. 2013)

Again we gathered for technical training in the conference room , again fight for seats, the boy who was fighting for seat occupied seat but got up for some reason and Ni got chance but the chairs had wheels , he forcefully pushed his chair by my side and Ni to other side, I took chance that he was standing and forcefully grabbed Ni's hand and pulled towards me and pushed her in between mine and that boys seat , now Ni was between me and that boy, again we all three started fighting for the seat and arguing over unnecessary things , me and Ni won and he pulled his chair

To side and gave space for Ni to sit.

Few minutes later documentation girl came and started saying that I don't want to sit for second day training(Bitch , you would never had to sit for such sessions if you had not messed up with us at first place, if you do mess with us , you will have to suffer, PAYBACK IS BITCH ) . We both stared at each other and giggled, we had satisfactory grin of pulling her into this boring session shit and we were successful in the work. (Hope she never messes with us again, more than that hope she comes to know that we pulled her in the session)

Few minutes later trainer came with huge ear to ear smile, he greeted us morning and we greeted back (in actual we also knew that this morning will not be so good with him dumping some random technical knowledge which we were not ready to here as the man was boasting lot of things arrogantly and every time treating us as we are the stupidest and useless people in the world at present.

He started his boring lectured, but before that he asked most usual question "can anyone explain me what we learnt yesterday?"

Silence

"Anyone there? I guess you have understood everything or nothing, or maybe you were not attentive"

Silence

But by this time Ni turned out belligerent on the insult he did and started ranting everything, the director there got into tension before because no one was answering; now his eyes were sparkling.

(Ni's biggest mistake, later whole day he was expecting his answer from her, thankfully I didn't open my mouth, yaya.) He came very late.

Time passed on but there was no sign of chief engineer according to us; He ran away (another plus point of being senior is that you can be late) again boring session, same chatting, same yawning and his same bloody deadly humorless jokes (which is understood by him only)

He was giving one example about one lady who was making mistake in his company and he found the reason why she was doing that, because she had fight with her family (oh man, what's big deal? Everyone has problem and human are bound to make mistakes) so he sent her back at home so that she can relax (wow!! Claps claps claps you did biggest work of world, you found world's biggest treasure ....TAAADAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!)(Shush!!!!!!!!!!!!!I m deadly serious, don't laugh)

The man claimed that he could tell mood of his employees by the way they say good morning and sends them home if they are not happy (great, we never greet our boss, he will never come to know, and if he has that capacity we will always say good morning in sad manner so that we are either sent home or not bombarded with lots of work*grin*

Tea break

Today we were so lazy that we didn't even wanted to even get up and take the refreshment , at last we were forced to take, our ears were listening to what the boys were commenting regarding the refreshment, they were not interested in talking anything but were ranting about boring session and sleepy eyes . After some time we were back in the sessions , all were sleeping, man was still so boring and babbling about all the technical things and his 'oh so bad' examples

I was yawning badly and was holding back the falling of my eyes. So were the rest of people. But it was difficult for us as we were only three girls in so many males plus we were the only people who were answering. Trainer gave some example about unhappy lady and asked stupid question that what he should do if his employee was unhappy. Chief engineer who was sleeping deeply somehow heard this question, he answered it in his sleep (yyyoouu should make her happy) trainer didn't heard properly and asked "what??" now chief engineer was awake from his sleepy state and answered him back , but we got good chance of laughing.

Few more minutes passed and all were yawning more finally session got over and it was lunch break. Trainer went with director for lunch, rest of us were dispersed too and were speaking amongst us. We were telling each other about how bored we are. Suddenly our attention went to documentation girl, trainers were gone and we were speaking loud enough for her to hear, but she was staring the screen continuously, we nudged other people and pointed her. All started giggling. Ni decided to wake up her from trance

Ni: oye, the trainer is gone!!!

(She is still staring screen blankly)

(Me and others laughing out loudly, she is still staring. Ni was trying to control laughter.)

Me: Oh.....My......God... I hope she didn't get shock, is she in coma?? Hope not, be ready to call ambulance.

(Laughter)

(Ni am decided to shook her and she was out of trance,"areee they are gone" said Ni

Poor girl was confused and everyone broke into laughter

Ni: come back, its lunch break.

(She smiled and later started laughing because she understood what happened earlier)

Me: Oye Nilam? Was this session too heavy for her? She is laughing for no reason??

Nim(in my ears): when she was ok before? I never remembered a single day!!!

Me: yes, you are right.(smile)

Girl: I was thinking.

(Oh!!!!! really? *looked at Ni with questioned look* you knew this, she can think??)(We both have mind hyperlink so can understand what we speak in our mind)

Ni shrugged and I smirked (girl doesn't know what we did).*grin*

Girl: I could see two two trainers.

We stared at each other in confusion; I thought I was in too dreamy state so I don't know about second trainer so I asked Ni if there were really two trainers

Ni : no stupid ,she was sleepy so she saw double trainer (and broke into laughter.)

Me: okok don't laugh, actually I was in my own world so I don't know what happened.

Ni : Ok I also don't know what he said.

Lunch break was good felt as if we were given oxygen to survive.

Before second session

Girl: session not started yet!! And I am already sleepy. (She whined)

We: Agree, go and bring sheets, we will sleep here on ground. I don't mind sleeping on ground.

Girl: I wish I could do that. But I can't

(Even if you could, you would not!!spooney dooney of Mr F**** F********)

We: :-P

Girl: I was seeing two trainers for morning sessions, they will increase and I will see 4 trainers for afternoon sessions, I guess.*giggles*

We: yes, hope we don't yawn much or may be fall down from chair due to sleep.

Trainer came and training started. Within fifteen minutes three people were knocked out, others were yawning so were we both. Chief engineer was failing to hold on and he went out of conference hall.

We started chatting by writing, smiley's and all. What sir must be thinking about, some gossips etc etc, we are good girls, so we were taking notes also.

I was sleepy so again looked at noted, Ni wrote that she can see two trainers; my vision was once again blurry. To distract myself from sleep I decided to have a short glance over the girl.

I tilted my head, the girl was struggling to keep her eyes open, by looking at her I woke up and gave her huge smile, the devil inside me got activated and I flashed her four fingers.

Everybody knew what four fingers mean (four trainers in front of eyes) except trainer and director (all started laughing within they were trying to suppress the laughter. Somehow were successful too.)

Training went on for long. We were bored to death. We wished we were not human at first place to attend this lecture.

Some were busy writing something , I thought they were chatting or taking notes, still didn't knew what were they doing, meanwhile I had a glance over directors face, he was trying to suppress yawn.

I saw him doing that many times, when he was trying to suppress yawn, his face looked funny, the stress of suppressing yawn was clearly seen and I wanted to laugh, but I couldn't.

Once he was trying to suppress yawning and I saw him and he saw me staring at him, I raised eyebrow and his yawn was vanished within no time out of embracement (I think he was regretting yawning by now, his employee smirked at him, yaya ... I caught you F****)

Now it was my turn to yawn after few minutes, I was sitting in front, so what to do now?? I found super idea... put my napkin on mouth when I want to yawn and pretend like I am wiping sweat from my face and save my impression. I acted like that every time I wanted to yawn. Everyone were watching me and they knew I was yawning (people know me and Nilam very well; they know our brains are in reverse direction. They always look at us with suspicious eyes even when we are quite or quietly working)

Instantly Ni wrote a smirk on notepad and tilted it for me to read..

Sne ,, I didn't knew you were so like cold blooded reptile . You get sweat in 22 degree temperature? Wow, I mean the room is AC room.

I smiled back and winked.

After some time

I heard some slight noise, boys were speaking something and that girl was laughing (that stupid is laughing means there must be something. she rarely laugh.

We saw back at them and asked by raising eyebrows. One boy was serious; he flipped his notepad page and showed us drawing that he drew. It was lady cartoon; he signaled that it was trainer. Both of us were in fits of laughter

I saw Ni, she was trying to suppress laugh. She looked funny while trying to control. Looking at her I got out of control, I was trying hard but could not control and I am damn sure I looked like fool. Finally in attempt to control chocked and started coughing violently for few minutes, I guess Ni was laughing too on my state, I don't know whether trainer and director saw us or not, but training continued (all were wishing for break and were laughing at my condition)

Finally a client came with tender and I was called out(wowee, thank you god, I love you) I came out of conference room and broke into hysterics that time only our refreshment came and Ni came out behind me and "hell broke loose" we were in hard hysterics that we could not even stand. The room after conference room was filled with other people working there, by looking at us two fools they started laughing even if they didn't knew reason of our laughing. Finally nil told them in between laughter and at that time our firm looked like mental hospital with lots of mad people only laughing for no reason. I sighed tender and came in conference room. By looking at me they all broke into hysterics, as a result their tea felt on their dress due to shaking. I didn't take evening refreshment because I was unable to hold laughter and they were teasing me more , they were also laughing but not hard as me.

Ni also was laughing and we all seemed like some stupid, the trainer looked at us dumbfounded. We enjoyed. Chief engineer was teasing me continuously saying that I chocked in attempt to controlling and holding back laughter.

Later last session started but I stayed outside because I was unable to control my laughter. Five minutes after I entered the conference hall and attended lecture, by 5:30 pm training ended and we were almost deadly into sleep. Sir knew we won't be able to say anything as vote of thanks so he only thanked him. We were happy as training ended. He asked whether we have any question or doubt and answer was silence. Arrogant cartoon made some unpleasant face gesture(f***** A******).

He then went and we were free, we started discussing about what were we thinking when training was going on

me: I was thinking about newly launched Perfumes in market and reads of gossip travels.com

Ni: I was thinking about new book, wattpad and our reads

That girl from documentation department: I remembered storey from Rosa movie

(we looked at each other and said"out of all you chose Rosa movie,to thik") laughter

One boy said he was thinking about girlfriend

Second said he was sleeping

Third said he was thinking about his friend's party which will be staring in the evening and what drinks will be served

Another was thinking about the girl whom he meets in bus.

Since their chats were going on I put my head down and was in arms of sweet sleep.

Few minutes later I was shaking. Ni was shaking me. I opened my eyes. Ni showed me watch it was time to go home. I gathered my belonging and was on way to my home

Monday when we entered in office there we saw a crowd. All were gathered in view room where they examine what is going in plant using CCTV camera. All people were gathered around PC .They were watching conference video. Our condition and faces were priceless during training sessions and they were enjoying the conditions.

We both pouted and left the room. Thankful to sir he didn't see our notepads, he would have cried if he knew we were not taking noted but were chatting.

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