Fight Weapon v/s Lady Males
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It's another day when I didn't get seat; I was standing and so few girls. Some boys acquired seat
There were two reserve seats for the ladies only that means four ladies could sit there, there were four boys who climbed in the bus. They got to sit on these ladies only seat.
There was too much of rush as usual. Here it was this one girl who was wearing thick black frame spects. Her eyes were big and through her big bifocal lenses they looked bigger as usual. Her dressing was very loose and she practically looked like she just woke up and was going to college bed head.
She was a type of stupid, messy and she had pimples on her face. Her skin was dark and oily, looked like geek and innocent. All of us positioned our self to comfortable position, (no no we were not ready to fight, only standing just because we had to stand properly in rush and not get crushed as tomatoes)
All of us were busy talking to each other. So the boys who were sitting on the ladies only seat. They were speaking about some football match. People were still climbing into the bus, so it was not left for college yet. Suddenly someone started yelling. It was that girl and four boys sitting on the ladies only sea.
My ear perked in the other side where they were arguing
Girl: Hey!!!!!
Boy1: Yes!!! What??
Girl: Get up from here, I want to sit there.
Boy 1: what??
Girl: what what??? Can't you understand? I said get up and I want to sit there.
Boy1: why will I get up? I got in the bus first, I got seat first so I will sit here and who are you to tell me? You don't have the right to tell me girl.
Girl: I have because I'm a lady, and you are a gentleman.
Boy 1: oh really? You don't have to tell me. It is written nowhere in the world that girls should sit and boy should stand! He made a face. His friends started laughing at her.
(By this time whole of the attention was on them and this people were getting into something bigger)
Girl: see there (she pointed to letters on the seats where it was written ... ladies only...) she smirked.
Me: hope this girl wins in the argument and I get a chance to sit, or else hope there is no fight)
Boy2: so what? It's just written and you know? Rules should be broken, who follows rules by the way? We are not bound to any of rules in this world. (He smirked)
Me: yes, he is right though, who follows rules? Me? Never! In the world. My friends? Never! Then? How
Can I expect others to follow it? Wow! That happens with our day today thinking, we don't follow any rules but wants other to follow the rules.
Boy 3 &4 perked their nose in between: yes, we won't get up, you stand.
(By this time girl was fuming, she flared her nose, her eyes became wide, and she scoffed at those boys)
Girl: you just, shut your mouth ladies; I'm talking to the boys here! You are girls and you should support girls, the boys here should not be sitting on ladies seat.
(The whole bus burst into laughter, the poor boys were taken back with the snapping by the girl, I guess they didn't expected this words coming, silently the other two boys to laughed as their friends were referred as ladies)
(Girl, you are great, you locked their mouth)
Boy 1: don't say that to my friends. Why are you bringing them in between??
Me: Oh boy, she didn't bring them in between; they perked their nose unnecessarily when they had done mistake of sitting on the reserved seat for ladies, they spoke in between like fallen teeth plus you are so disrespectful, bad... very bad....)
Girl: did I? Well, they deserve insult; you know they should have told you to get up. You don't follow the rules and you have no right to argue with me as you guys are wrong
Me: Right girl, keep it up, I am enjoying so the rest of people are.
Boy2: We are right or wrong, who are you to decide that? How you said something to us?
Me: by mouth Idiots*grinning myself*
Girl: where I said something yet? I have to say it, who am I? I am great defender, so any problem?
Me: *giggles* woweee gal, right defender.
Boys (unison): Shut up! Who gave you right? You think you are great?
Girl faked yawn, you only said it, I never said, you thought this because you agree I am great*smirk*
Boys: silence (they must be thinking what to reply so just said heeeeheeee)
Me: whoa girl!! Thumbs up, you are really great
Girl: mumbling (ladies, can't even stand, weak boys like thin ladies, no shame to seat on ladies seat and keep ladies standing)
She said it loud to hear them
Me: right
Boys: crack girl, lost her senses
Girl: shut up
I will be using Beep as bad word
Boys: cracked some double meaning joke (I dint understand what it was)
Girl replied as same way (out of my way, I understood their joke after three years when I was in second year)
Boys: (taken back once again with girl's dangerous aura.) beep
Girl: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep
Boys came to know now that there is no chance of survival, they kept quite.
Girl: are you getting up or no?
Boys: never
Girl: beep beep beep beep
Boys: conductor, please?
(They pleaded to conductor, bit no way, conductor wanted to get insulted. He kept quiet, he didn't wanted his open humiliation from a little 15 year old girl)
Instead he asked them to get up by signaling.
Girl smirked once again teasing boys unnecessarily; boys found they are helpless and defeated but they were not backing up too.
Their argument lasted till they are close to college and we got boot of new gossip and laughter dose for the day.
Finally when the bus was close to their college, boys got tired of argument and got up from seat allowing girl to sit, I don't know whether they were tired or they purposely got up and allowed girl to sit as she would not even get minute to sit. But they got up. The girl smiled victoriously.
From next day onwards the boys started calling girl fight weapon, and those boys were named as lady males in their college. They never sit on the lady reserved seat. For next two years those boys were scared of that girl as she was very dangerous in firing bad words.
I stll meet her sometimes, actually a good lady but she turned out into lecturer in technical institute where she gets on nerves of students. It is heard that she is getting lots of bad words ad curses from the students as she is too much strict and harasses students.
When I tell to someone that knows her or worked under her, that this girl is good friend of mine they say" friend? Have you lost your senses? You are weirdo, does she deserves friendship with anyone?
She is beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep..... Sometimes I have to close my ears by putting earphones or run from there or avoid talking and change the topic or laugh hardly clutching my stomach holding some support to prevent myself from falling.
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