Season 4 - The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie.

Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Lily sat in the boy's apartment, whilst Joey decided it was a good idea to see how many Oreos he could fit in his mouth at one time. The sound of the door shutting made the group lookup, seeing Ross enter, looking confused.

"I'm sorry I'm late, did I miss anything?" He asked, looking at them curiously.

Phoebe gestured to Joey, "Joey stuffing 15 Oreos in his mouth." Joey nodded at Ross who looked grossed out by what his friend was attempting to do.

"By the way, where were you?" Lily asked, raising her eyebrows at her friend.

"Oh, on a date. Yeah, I met this girl on the train going to a museum upstate." Ross told them,

"Oh, yeah! How did you meet her?" Chandler asked, putting his arm around Lily's shoulders.

"Okay, it was just me and her at the back of the train, and I sat near the door, so she'd have to pass by me if she wanted to switch cars. She was totally at my mercy." Ross told them, as Lily raised her eyebrows.

"Were you so late because you were burring this woman?" Chandler asked sarcastically as Ross rolled his eyes.

Ross sighed, "No, I'm getting back down 'cause she lives in Poughkeepsie. She seems great, but she's like totally great, but she lives two and a half hours away."

"How can she be great if she's from Poughkeepsie?" Chandler laughed, unlike the others. "That joke would've killed in Albany." He told them as Lily rolled her eyes.

The next day in central perk, Chandler sat with Phoebe looking at the newspaper. "Hey, look at this! They're lighting the big Christmas tree tonight." He told Phoebe as she furrowed her eyebrows,

"Umm, that paper's two weeks old." She told him, as he sighed.

"All right, who keeps leaving old newspapers in the trash?! I wanted to take Lily to this, I can't believe I missed it." He told her, disappointed.

Rachel walked up to him, annoyed. "Hey, y'know, at least you have somebody to miss that stuff with! I hate being alone this time of year! Next thing you know it'll be Valentine's Day, then my birthday, then bang!—before you know it, they're lighting that damn tree again. Ohh, I want somebody! Y'know, I want a man!! I mean, it doesn't even have to be a big relationship, y'know, just like a fling would be great." She sighed, as Chandler looked at her confused.

"Really?! I didn't think girls ever just wanted a fling." He told her, as she shook her head.

"Well, believe me, it's been a long time since I've been flung."

Joey, who was sit drinking his coffee, look at Rachel and raised one of his eyebrows. "Well, I know what I'm giving you for Christmas." Rachel looked at him with disgust.

It was then Lily walked in from work, sitting down and kissing Chandler lightly, though wondering what they were all talking about. "So, what's happening?"

Kissing the side of her head, Chandler muttered. "Rachel wants a fling," he turned to Rachel once more. "Y'know what? There are some nice guys at my office, do you want me to set you up?"

"Yeah! Wait a minute, it's been a long time that I've been single. How come you never offered this before?" She asked as Chandler smiled lightly as Lily.

"Well, I have a girlfriend, I'm-I'm happy. So, I no longer feel the need to go out of my way to stop others from being happy."

Rachel smiled sarcastically, "aw you guys, I hate you." Chandler and lily laughed as they kissed once again. She turned to him once again, "Okay! No accountants. Oh, and no one from like legal. I don't like guys with boring jobs."

Lily looked at her confused, "Oh and Ross was like what? A lion tamer?" She asked jokingly as Chandler laughed along with his girlfriend, high fiving her as Rachel turned away.

It was later on, when back in Monica's apartment, Chandler sat with Lily on the couch, cuddling slightly, tired from the day they had had.

"So, what do you want for Christmas this year?" Chandler asked his girlfriend,

"Nothing, I already have everything." She told him, smiling.

"Seriously, Lil, there's got to be something!" He chuckled at her as she turned to him seriously.

"Honestly Chandler, you've given me more than I've ever wanted. I've got best friends, I've got a home. I've got you, I don't need anything else." She put a hand on his cheek and smiled.

He smiled back at her lovingly, "you're all I want too."

"So you want that game then?" She laughed, seeing straight through him.

"Yes please," he put his head into her neck tickling her as she laughing at him, wishing for this to last forever.

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