( y/n ) grumbled tiredly as her alarm went off at an irritatingly loud volume, instantly aware of what it was but not wanting to be even remotely awake yet. Refraining from grabbing her phone and hurling it as hard as she possibly could out of the window, she instead picked it up and switched the alarm to 'dismiss' before placing it back on the tabletop next to her bed and stuffing her face into her blanket. She would have stayed like that too if it wasn't for the sudden sensation of being watched, causing her to freeze for a moment before peeking over the covers sleepily with a slight fear for what she was about to see. 

Standing a feet steps away from the bed was the same man she vaguely remembered from yesterday, watching her with a slightly creepy expression but one also of curiosity. Luckily not screaming as she quickly remembered who he was, ( y/n ) slowly sat up with her gaze never moving from his own slightly confused one.

"Why are you in my room?" ( y/n ) asked quietly, rubbing the her eyes as she looked up at the very strange person. That is if he counted as a person or a 'he' at all, that is.

"I wanted to check you'd heard my alarm. It appears you have, but you're merely too lazy to do normal humanoid tasks." Google stated bluntly, gaining a slight glare from ( y/n ) before she decided arguing with someone who had a limitless access to the Internet was pretty pointless. With a sigh she stood up, sliding her feet into her slippers and shuffling past the prototype to get to her kitchen for some well needed breakfast. Instantly her new browser followed her, expecting some sort of question or command at some point rather than just a day of nothing.

"What do you usually have for breakfast?" ( y/n ) asked with a gaze over to him calmly, although the amusement was obvious in her expression as he became baffled by the question.

"Did you mean bake past? 'Searching for bake past'." He stated, a little hologram appearing with the results of the Google search. ( y/n ) raised an eyebrow and flicked away the screen, causing Google to frown slightly as it disappeared.

"I meant breakfast. What do you eat?" She asked curiously, causing the strange man in front of her to ponder in confusion as he struggled to calculate what she meant. After a awkwardly long amount of silence ( y/n ) sighed and began to make some porridge for the still-confused man, not sure how well this body worked and not wanting to risk toast. Eventually Google realised she was already making 'break-fast' and headed to the sofa before sitting down on it, his face going completely blank as he entered lock-screen mode. Microwaving the simple food and sprinkling just a little sugar on it, ( y/n ) stepped into the living room and sat down on the small table in front of Google. Placing the bowl of porridge next to her, she frowned at the man as she attempted to figure out what he was doing and clicked her fingers in front of his face a few times.

"Hey, you okay? Dude?" ( y/n ) asked a little louder, trying to wake him yet flinching as he suddenly looked up at her with his eyes staring creepily again. Before he could speak again the bowl of porridge was offered to him with a tea towel used to hold it, causing Google to pause for a moment as he picked it up.

" . . . Porridge." He stated, matching the appearance with those stored in his endless database and looking back up at ( y/n ) as she held out a spoon for him. Placing the bowl on his lap, he reached forward and grabbed the metal with some pondering before lifting it to his mouth and biting it.

An action that was immediately regretted.

Google yelped loudly and suddenly leapt to his feet, causing the still-hot bowl of porridge to spill all over the floor and the bowl to shatter into sharp pieces everywhere. ( y/n ) immediately lifted her bare feet onto the table and looked at the man in front of her in shock, a little confused by it all. Okay, so feeling pain was one of his system bugs. That would have been better to know before he decided to bite a goddamn spoon.

"Google, tell me the best way I can clean this up right now or I swear I will delete your security scanning." She threatened with what she read from the guidebook, causing the spoon to fall out of Google's mouth as his expression turned to one of shock. He very quickly nodded and allowed ( y/n ) to flick through the results, only to find she only had around half of the items needed. Grumbling at the idea of a porridge stain on her carpet( not the most attractive thing in the world ), it became obvious a trip to the supermarket was in order.

"We're going shopping." ( y/n ) stated, causing Google to pause for a moment as he glanced from the woman in front of him to the stain on the floor.

"I suppose I should go into lock screen mode until you come back." He commented and went to sit down but frowned slightly in confusion shook her head. The irritated look in her eyes made her grin seem a little unnerving, even to usually creepy Google.

"You're coming with me."

Oh shit.

(( Sorry for the short chapter, I'll try and make the next one a long one ó v ò ))