The things I hate about Christmas

I want one

Why would you want something you hate?

I don't worry about gifts

Under the tree

Do you not celebrate Christmas then? Because gifts are a pretty big part of it. 

I like it

You like what?

Before you know it

What?

Make my wish come true

No thanks.

Yes, I want your baptism

What the heck!?

The things I hate about Christmas

I want one

That still makes no sense.

I don't worry about gifts

Under the tree

Okay, you do you I guess.

No resources required

What?

Near the fire

Santa will not be happy

Um... why?

And Christmas toys

What about them?

I like it

Like what?

Before you know it

Once again, what?

Make my wish come true

No.

I just want to baptize you

Um... No. Besides I've already been baptized.

You are safe

I think I already knew that.

I don't want much this Christmas.

Okay, whatever.

I can't see snow

I don't know where you are, but there's a little bit down where I live. 

Hold on

Okay,

Fo Eduri

Well, something definitely got lost in translation there.

Do not install or install

What?

Arctic St.

Is that supposed to be some weird new way of saying Santa?

I don't see

Okay, well if you're blind that would explain why you couldn't see snow earlier.

Listen to the clicks of these magical spells.

damn it, sometimes I hate my mind. I accidentally read clicks as dicks.  Regardless this line doesn't make sense no matter how you read it.

I want you here tonight

No thanks.

I like to know

Know what?

What more can you do?

I don't really feel like telling you.

Baby what you want for Christmas

I'm not a baby, and I'm not your girlfriend so don't call me that.

You are safe

yeah, I think I knew that already.

Oh, the fire is always lit.

That's a bit dangerous, isn't it?

The laughter of the children played from the air.

That's weird.

Everyone sang

okay.

I hear a bell ring

okay, it's Christmas time so that's not really weird.

Santa, can you really get what you want?

I'm not Santa.

!! Do you want me to have my baby?

What the heck! I can't tell you when to have it. it will happen when it's time.

Oh, I don't like Christmas.

I think we've been over this already. 

This is what I want to hear.

really?

I want to see my baby

Well, I don't have it.

Outside my house

What?

O I love you

Sorry, but the feeling isn't mutual.

Before you know it

Make my wish come true

um no.

Baby what you want for Christmas

Once again, I'm not your girlfriend.

You are safe

Yeah, I already know that.

Christmas is just you

I'm pretty sure it's not. 

A/N Well that was a weird one.