'birdie lee'

normal - Lorcan

italics - Sunny

bold - Kit

Saturday

9:22 AM

My sister sent me something.

A pre-planned message.

Pre-planned? What does that mean?

Our phones can send pre-planned messages. We just have to change the date and time we send them. I did this when I greeted my brothers' birthdays until they figured it out and scolded me for it but said it was pretty brilliant.

Anyway, here's a screenshot of the message.

It was sent precisely at 5 in the morning. On Lyssian's phone.

She doesn't have a fucking bird.

Hallooo fans i am here to analyze

Lo is for trashcan

I meanr *lore

LORCAN GODDAMNIT

this is why i just give up on the ducking autocorrect dfuck the english language

..... ducking but dfuck

are u kidding me

are u actually kicddking me

AKJDSKHSAQKUHJSAKLHSJHK

you are a human disaster

stop typing

alr, alr sorry

lets get this french revolutionist bread

1st does ur sister call u lo on a normal basis?

& yes i kno vv much

Yes, there's nothing different about that.

sunny, i need u to answer this vv seriously

in the few convos u had w her have u ever mentioned worms in my shop when it rains

uhhh

i don't particularly remember, but i think so.

Wait

She asked me about the bracelets once, the ones u & ur mom makes

So i bought one for her, in her favorite color she said.

I got her a thread that had other colors of purple and lavender w/ daisies on resin

.......

I only have 1 purple potted plant outside of the shop. A bunch of Gladiolus to attract customers but its poisonous to dogs & cats so i put them on top of the rack

Are you saying the sun that my sister is mention is sunny and the worms she picks up when it rains? That's your theory?

its better than nothing and whats better is it makes sense. whos birdie lee?

She doesn't have a bird so I don't fucking know what she's talking about.

she addresses u specially in the msg she sent on ur other brother's phone. this shit is caked w clues & she intended it that way.

now lets try excluding birdie

who does she call lee?

ah.

My brother. Lyssian.

the one who owns the phone. But she specifically addressed u. About him

whats all this thing going on w/ ur brother? i think prev mssgs mentioned him before 2

@knees its not a secret either that u observe ppl & that ur family is entirely a legacy of detectives. She had a feeling you'd go to her

By you i meant LORCAN

@applebottomjeans

she wants us to find something. and to realize something w this

since the cemetery is on the way we can stop by befoethe funeral

I cant. im going with my parents & we're going straight there. I thought I could meet you guys there.

alr we can check there after. Yr sister left a clue for us to find @applebottomjeans. This is better than nothing dont u think?

If she did leave this clue? When did she? Before disappearing or after?

its fifty fifty tbh

if its after then it means she came back. but why? & why did she leave in the first place?

then why did she leave again?

this all doesnt seem like she was taken, but this also doesnt seem lik e she disappeared out of her own volition

Are u ok kid?

@applebottomjeans

I'm going to be fine. The faster we figure this out the better. I just want to know what my sister is thinking doing all of this. It's either she was really scared of what's going on, someone being after her, or this is a sick fucking prank.

Ow

Everything's going to be ok lorcan. & she believes in u to figure it out so i know we can do this

dyou want to go for hot choco after? i can some of for u if ur ok w it

...that actually sounds nice, thank tyou

dshe cant cook ill make it after if yall want some

We'll then see ya'll later

9:47 AM

For those asking, I think it's Samsung that can send pre-planned messages?

... Also, I just realised since I'm writing this all on google docs and you can't really add emojis to google docs, that these supposed message scripts don't have emojis, and Kit is wholeheartedly a bastard for emojis. So when I'm done with this draft, I'm going to go through everything on phone and add 'em.