Ivy Heather: "Take 1 of Dead Man Walking... Chapter 25~ Raised In Pieces."

Director: "Action!"

Deadpool approaches a bawling Y/n. Y/n looks up at him, tears in his/her eyes. Deadpool knees down and Y/n hugs him, burying his/her face in his chest. "I...I...I didn't want to! Something or...someone made me!" Y/n whimpers. Deadpool hugs Y/n, bringing him/her closer. Flames surrounded them and above, a wooden beam became loose. It lost touch with the other beams and began to fall. It collasped on top of Y/n, killing her/him with such force. "Oh c'mon!" Deadpool cried out.

Director: "The joke...is...is just old! Who the heck is writing fanfiction about this?!"

*Ivy Heather raises her hand*

Ivy Heather: "It's gotta be in the spirit of Deadpool! Crude humor, sexual jokes, smashing the fourth walls, and pretty much ruining romantic moments!"

*Director facepalms*