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GOLMAAL:

In this short haseena is newly appointed SHO of mahila police thana, she recently join MPT.

KS: Amma yeh ka kar rhi hain ap, ap k yeh kaan laga k sunnay ki aadat gae nahi hai, yeh ghar nahi thana hai.

PS: sssshhhh deekh nahi rahi hain ap maddam sir k cabin k dono darwazay lock hain aur andar woh dono hain bus.

KS: yani bhaiya or maddam sir, ap bhi na pushpa ji bhaiya aaisay nahi hain.

PS: ha humain poora bharosa hai un dono par jawani pata nahi kab dewani ho jaey kuch keh nahi saktay na

KS: Kamal hain ap bhi pata nahi kaisi kaisi dharnaey bana layti hain ap.  Waisay kuch bhi ho sakta hai, kiyà pata band kamray mei meeting nahi romance chal rha ho.

PS: dekhain humara lalla aaisa nahi hai.

KS: toh kiyà ap kehna chahti hain k Ms aaisi hain, dekhain pushpa ji jeeth ji ki shadi ki umar ho chuki hai or MS bhi Jawan or Sundar hain toh....

PS: kiyà toh ....

KS: aagay ap samjhdar hai Amma , kiyà pata hum say pehlay ap k arman woh dono pooray kar dyn.

Pushpa ji is dreaming about them.

PS: Anubhav lalla kiya hua yeh Kaun hai.

AS: maa yeh humari patni hai haseena ji or yeh apka poota.

PS: kiyà tum dono nay shadi kab ki.

AS: woh maa hum or Haseena char saal pehlay mission par gay thy wahen hum dono ko pyar ho gaya or hum nay shadi kar li thi

PS: isliay jab bhi hum shadi ka kehtay hain tum inkar kar daytay ho

AS: ha maa.

HM: pushpa ji kiyà ap apni bahu or pootay ko aashirwad nahi dyn gi?

KS: ha ha maa dijeay na aashirwad in dono ko pehlay toh ek senior thi ab yeh aur aa gae hai.

CC: bolain toh maa ab aur maza aaey ga ab toh ghar or thanee dono mei mukka laat or jazbat ka raj ho ga.

PS: jeeti raho khush aaj say saaray ghar ki zimadariyan tum par hain.

KS: nahi thanee mei Inka raj hai ghar par humara hoga. Hum pehlay is ghar mei bahu ban Kay aaey thy.

HM: par senior toh hum hi hain Karishma Singh ghar par bhi or thanee mei bhi rishtay mei bhi senior or oodhay mei bhi Raaj humara hoga.

KS: nahi humara.

HM: nahi humara hoga.

KS: Kaha na chabiyan humain dyn.

HM: nahi hum nahi dyn gay.

KS: Amma samjha lyn apni is bahu ko aaj tak ghar hum nay sambhala hai aagay bhi hum sambhalain gay.

HM: kyun k Kal tak ghar ki bari bahu ap thi aaj say hum hain.

Pushpa Singh shouts: chup ho jao tum dono ghar hum hi sambhalain gay.

KS: Amma kiyà hua ap theek toh hain lyn paani lyn lagta hai koi dorona sapna dekha hai ap nay.

Pushpa ji runs towards the cabin and starts beating the door. After few minutes haseena opens the cabin's door.

HM: kiyà hua pushpa ji? Ap is tarha door knock kyun kar rhi hain jab k sir nay or hum nay Kaha tha k hum ek zaroori case discuss kar rhy hain.

PS: Ms lalla humara lalla Kahan hai.

HM: you mean DSP sir?

PS: ha toh aur Kaun.

HM: sir toh chalay gay

PS: kab?

HM: abhi 5 minute pehlay hi.

PS: toh darwaza kyun nahi khola ap nay.

HM: iska jawab apko dayna zaroori toh nahi hai phir bhi bata daytay hain k hum usi case k silsilay mei Kam Kar rhy thy, kyun k din bhar ap dono Saas bahu ki chic chic say ek toh humaray sir mei dard hota hai or hum Kam say humara mind bhi bar bar divert hota rehta hai, atleast ap dono Saas bahu apna yeh jhagra ghar par chor k nahi aa saktay kiyà?

CS: ghazab Ms ghazab keh rhi hain ap Amma or bhabhi , humara matlab hai k pushpa ji or karishma maddam ki larai yahen Kam or ghar par zayda hoti hai, roz ghar par ek Jang ka  mahaz chira hota hai or hum teeno bhai khamosh tamasha dekhtay hain.

HM: pata nahi humaray naseeb mei yeh thana hi kyun likha tha? Jahan thanee ka mahool Kam or ghar ka zayda lagta hai. Ap sab parivar walon k beech pata nahi hum yahan kiyà kar rhy hain?

SS: Ms mei bhi hun yahan is k parivar ka hissa nahi hun.

HM: nahi Santosh Sharma humain nahi lagta k is parivar say zayda din dour reh sakti hain.

SS: maddam sir mei kuch samjhi nahi.

CS: uff yeh masomiyat santu ji yahi toh diqqat hai k ap kuch samjhti hi nahi hai. Kuch samjhain gi toh na phir baat aagay barhay , baat aagar barhay gi toh pyar ho ga, pyar ho ga toh shadi ho gi, shadi hogi toh tab hi toh ap humaray parivar ka hissa banain gi. Ab samjhi k nahi .

SS: nahi cheetay mujhe yeh samjh nahi aa rha k mere samjhnay say tere parivar ka hissa bannay ka kiyà connection? Deekh tu mujhe confuse kar rha hai, mere samjhnay, pyar , shadi parivar I am so confused 🤔🤔.

CS: uff yeh confusion wali masomiyat.

KS: abay bhak jarbudhi, devar ji ap ko koi aur nahi mili ka?  Kahay wahan dimagh or energy waste kar rhy ho, bhoosa ha bhoosa yahan.

PS: nalaiq tujhe zara bhi sharam nahi aati maa k samnay hi yeh pyar mohabat ki batein Kar rha hai.

CS: maa ap say hi toh seekhay hain hum.

PS: lalla yeh kiyà keh rhy ho tum? Hum say?

KS: toh aur ka, apko ka lagta hai koi aaya hoga isay training daynay, Jo ab baat baat par sharmati hain na aaisay ishhh humaray lalla k papa keh k yeh jaraseem wahen say aaya hai devar ji k andar.

HM: bus kar dyn ap sab, ap sab case Kam ghar ki batein zayda kartay hain, hum ap k family member nahi ho k bhi sab apkay ghar ki batein jantay hain, kyun toh lehaz Karen humara hum ap Sab k senior hain.

CS: Ms hum kiyà kehtay hain ap bhi bhaiya say kuch setting waiting kar lyn phir hum thanee ka naam badal k Singh is king thana rakhtay hain.

HM: cheeta Singh...

CS: sorry sorry maddam sir hum say ghalti ho gae.

HM: jaen ab sab Kam karen apna.

Beep beep beep.

HM: yeh ab humain Kaun call Kar rha hai is waqt? Seeing the caller ID. Received
Jai hind sir, nahi sir hum thanee mei hi hain, ji sir hum reports lay k HQ aa jaen gay, ji sir phone rakhtay hain.

HM to rest of team: ap sab nay humara dimagh kharab kar k rakh diya hai. Humain reports tyar karni thi or hum yahan ap k jhagray suljha rhy hain.
She goes to her cabin and rest of all starts their fighting again.

KS: kiyà kehti hain Pushpa ji yeh bahu kaisi lagi apko. Bari roobdar hai do minute mei apki bolti band karwa dayti hai.  Buhat maza aaey ga agar Ms or jaith ji ki shadi ho gae toh.

PS: dekhain ap Jo sapnay humain dekhana chah rhi hain hum woh nahi dekhnay walay ek nagan Kam thi Jo dosri bhi police wali lanay ka sochain hum , ta kay ap dono mil k humari boti boti alag kar dyn. Bus hum baray lalla or chotay lalla k liey ek police wali kabhi nahi laen gay beha k, pata nahi humaray krishan khanaiya ko ap mei aaisa kiyà dikha k apko beha k lay aaey, unko ki shadi hum ap marzi say Karen gay ha. Humaray toh bhag hi phoot gay hain Jab say ap aaen hain humaray ghar. Ki

KS: par ka Karen Pushpa ji apki qismat mei yahi likha hai toh yahi Sahi. Waisay do nahi teen mil jaen toh baat hi kuch aur hogi.
Pointing towards Cheetosh , here santu is busy in her phone and roaming while cheeta is carrying her phone charger behind her.

SS: cheetay tu yeh charger lay k mere peechay peechay kyun ghoom rha hai.

CS: santu ji ap subha say phone istemal kar rhi hain na hum ko laga k uski battery khatam honay wali hogi , or ap aaj charger bhi nahi laen hain toh apko pareshani na ho hum isiliay pehlay say hi intezam kar diey hain.

SS; how sweet cheetay pulling his checks.

CS: santu ji santu ji and falls on ground.

SS: cheetay uth na bol kiyà hua hai tujhe tu gir kaisay gaya.

CS: santu ji hath dijeay na ap apna , hum ko kharay honay mei humara madad kijeay na.

PS: lalla kiya hua tujhe.

KS: loveria kehtay hain isay Amma kab tak bandh k rakhain gi apnay lalla ko apnay aanchal say, aaisa na ho yeh dono bhi humaray or ap kay krishan khanaiya ki tarha phurr ho jaen..

PS: apni bhawasharwani apnay pass rakhain ap , chal lalla uth.

Giving him hand.

SS: pushpee ap kyun kasht kar rhi hain mei hun na , itnay jatay katay gabro Jawan mard ka zor paray ga toh bechari apki kamsin nazuk kamariya lachk jaey gi , mei hun na dekhain kaisay usay uthati hun.

KS: santu tu rehnay gay jab Amma ki nazuk 40 inch ka kamaray mei bal aa sakta hai toh tumharay kamariya bhi lachk jaey gi , hum madad kartay hain na devar ji ki.

SS: ap utha lyn gi are you sure?
KS: ha ha kahey nahi, Abay nalaiq kamchor cheetay uth sarkar tum ko Kam Karnay ka paisa dayti hai ya haramkhor ki tarha paray rehnay k liey.

He quickly stands up.

KS: dekha santu bina hath lagaey utha diya na devar ji ko, chaleay devar ji isi baat par humaray liay badnam say ek cup garma garm zehar lay aaeay.

PS: lalla dhayan rakhna us mei sirf naam ka zehar na ho.

KS: matlab kehna kiya chahti hain ap hum zehar kha k maar jaen ka.

PS: aray nahi nahi hum bhala aaisa kyun chahain gay, Kahan zehar ap par asar karay ga, woh toh naganon mei paidaishi hota hai. Woh toh bus ap thora thora kar k badnam say recharge karwati hain.

KS: buhat nahi bol rhi hain ap Amma.

PS: nahi hum toh bay zaban hain.

SS: pushpi kyun mood kharab kar rhi hain ap dono, chalen na mei ap ka head massage kar dayti hun buhat dard kar rha hoga na apka sir.

PS: ha tum theek keh rhi ho Chalo.

KS: ha ha laga lo makhan jitna lagana hai. Hum chalay bahir.

SS:  pushpi kyun mood kharab karti hain ap un say lar k.

PS: aray hum lartay hain ya woh larti hain, humaray lalla ko bhi yahi toop ka golla milna tha bus.

SS: pushpa ji waisay Karishma maddam ap k sath buhat ghalat karti hain bhala koi apni Saas say aaisay baat karta hai kiyà?

PS: ha na, par maa baap nay kuch sanskar hi nahi diey hain unhain.

SS: ek baat kahun pushpa ji mujhe aaj Kal lag rha hai k DSP sir or MS k beech bhi kuch chal rha hai, dekha nahi ms ko abhi thanee aaey ek mahinay bhi nahi huay DSP sir Ms ko har jagha Sath Sath liey ghomtay hain. Kitnay qareeb aa gay hain dono or aaj toh pata nahi kamra band kar k Kaun sa case discuss kar rhy thy dono.

PS: ha shaid tum Sahi keh rhi ho hum ko un dono par nazar rakhni hogi.

SS: pushpi yeh Mera khayal hai bus zaroori nahi hai k yeh sach ho. Baqi ap deekh lijeay ga.

PS:  humm dekhtay hain par hum un dono k beech kuch nahi honay dyn gay.

SS: ha pushpa ji  abhi nahi kiyà toh aaisa na ho dyar ho jaey, phir Karishma maddam or maddam sir dono senior honay ka roob dekhain or bechari ap na yahan ki rahen na wahan ki.

PS: Sahi Kaha tu nay, bila wajah Karishma tumhain jarbudhi kehti hai tum toh buhat samjhdar ho.

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I just write ✍️ it for fun it's not a proper  fiction  it's just a three or four parts OS, i try to post the next two part soon

I hope you like it




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