HAZOSTERFIELD
good news!! i bring good
news!!

BEAUDEVVY
it's like three in
the morning

HAZOSTERFIELD
so u dont wanna hear
my good news

BEAUDEVVY
ugh what is it?

HAZOSTERFIELD
tom will not shut up
abt u!!

like, to the point where
he gets this look where he looks
like ur the fuckin stars or
something it's wild

BEAUDEVVY
o shit really??

why are u telling me
this?

HAZOSTERFIELD
bc seeing u two at the
beach like cemented my
belief that u two were
fuckin destined to be together

and levi told me she'd kick
my ass if i was "cockblocking"
you two

BEAUDEVVY
that doesnt surprise me
at all

but holy shit idk what
to do w/ this info

HAZOSTERFIELD
tell tom u like him!! he
likes u so much it's so obvious!!

BEAUDEVVY
how 'bout i dont do that

HAZOSTERFIELD
why not?

BEAUDEVVY
i dont wanna get into it rn

goodnight haz

HAZOSTERFIELD
what the fuck beau