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cash: hey tomholland1996, did you hear that we broke up?🤭

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username: ooOOP

username: omg they frick frack to the nickelback!!1!1!!

tomholland1996: we did? oh shit! no way! gutted!

username: bitch i am LIVING 🤩

lizthepope: first off ew
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lizthepope: second ew again
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tomholland1996: i know you love me deep down liz🥰
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lizthepope: keep digging spiderboy
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tomholland1996: spiderMAN it's spiderMAN
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lizthepope: yada yada yada blah blah blah

username: CLAP BACK OF THE MILLENNIUM

username: hey siri! play 'clapback' by rupaul 🕺🏻

username: omg i live for liz and tom's friendship 🥳
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lizthepope: friendship? now that's a little bit of a stretch don't cha think?

caseyrimestime: y'all ain't slick 🤪
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cash: love you too case 🤍

username: ooh gurl we ain't got no PG13 here sis

username: they came to END enews with this serve!!

hazosterfield: tomholland1996 you need a shave boy
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cash: mind ya bizness 😛

zendaya: i'm just glad to see the back of patrick swayze tbh
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caseyrimestime: preach it sis 🥳

username: hahahahahahaha enews tash is BACK
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cash: when did we ever leave? 😛

username: this is cash downey's world we're all just living in it 🤩

anthonymackie: why did you have to ruin my day with this
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robertdowneyjr: cash i'm with icarus here honey
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cash: i've said it once and i'll say it again: mind ya bizness oldies 😛
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robertdowneyjr: *clutches pearls*

username: did anyone else just scream?

lifeisaloha: ooft i'm jealous
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cash: ooft you should be 😍

username: dem shoulders tho 🤩

username: enews ya cancelled bitch

username: ahahaha enews get fucked 🤪

enews: www.enews.com/cash-downey-confirms-her-relationship-with-tom-holland-is-still-on-but-how-long-will-it-last?./
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cash: longer than your credibility 😘

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IMESSAGE GC
WHERE DEM GIRLS AT
holla dolla [cash]
lizzie maguire [liz]
basket casey [casey]

basket casey
so i'm guessing you and spidey had a good night?😏

all made up from the trauma that has been the past two weeks...?

PLEASE TELL ME I DON'T HAVE TO WATCH DIRTY DANCING EVER AGAIN 😩

lizzie maguire
case why do you talk like such a freakin prude?

are we just going to pretend that you haven't done it with harrison 18 times since he apparently decided to move in

thank god he went to go get spiderboy i needed a break from all the panting 😖

basket casey
liz!! have you been counting? 🤭

oh my god you're sick

lizzie maguire
walls talk sis

moving on...

did you and spidey have a makeup frick frack or what cash? 🤗

basket casey
liz why are you so OBSESSED with other ppls sex lives?!

but did you 😛

holla dolla
...maybeeeee 😛

kinda

sorta

YES 🤩

lizzie maguire
urgh VOM

fyi that post was literally the worst start that my morning could've gotten

so basically what i'm trying to say is thanks for ruining my day cash

basket casey
just think liz - no. more. patrick. swayze.

THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

lizzie maguire
hmm i guess there's that

but still

morning = ruined beyond repair

holla dolla
well i could perk up your afternoon...

and by that i mean i've got three tickets for the dua lipa show tonight 🤗

basket casey
i'm thERE

dua gives me life EEEEK

nene is useful in ALL situations

holla dolla

lizzie maguire
hmm i mean i guess that could help

holla dolla
i can just ask z if you don't wanna go...?

i'm sure she'd be down to dance like no one's watching to new rules with us 🤷🏻‍♀️

lizzie maguire

NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH

Z CAN SHAKE IT UP ON BACK TO HER PLACE COS I'M GOING 🕺🏻🕺🏻🕺🏻🕺🏻

holla dolla
alright bitch no need to shout

the ticket's yours 🤷🏻‍♀️

lizzie maguire
is backstage a possibility?

PLEASE TELL ME I GET TO MEET NO.15 ON MY POTENTIAL FUTURE WIFEY LIST

PLEASE LAWD 🙏🏻

holla dolla
i mean i'm sure dua would be down

although no screaming this time pls and thanks🤗

basket casey
aka we're sick of having to explain to people that you're just an overexcited gay who has a 'potential future wifey' list 🤦🏼‍♀️

it's happened 6 TIMES

lizzie maguire
i mean c'mon you didn't expect me to meet selena gomez and not freak the fuck out

she's no.5 guys!!!!

holla dolla
all i'm saying is i don't think she appreciated your rendition of the wizards of waverley place theme song 🤷🏻‍♀️

basket casey
and neither did we

holla dolla
yeah that too

it was a lil pitchy 😖

basket casey
i think that's because it was half 'singing' half SCREAMING

lizzie maguire
in the words of cashmere hendrix downey III:

MIND YA BIZNESS 😛

basket casey
okay so back to you and tom 🤗

how did you guys end up fixing things? it got a little dark there for a sec

as in you ALLOWED liz to break into impromptu fully choreographed dance without batting an eyelash for a full 2 weeks

HOW 🤯

holla dolla
things got emosh y'all

but i get his side i mean i should've told him

there wasn't any excuse for undermining his trust

lizzie maguire
is this, maybe, slightly...character development? 🤭

from cashmere hendrix downey III?

someone pinch me

OW CASEY I DIDN'T MEAN LITERALLY

basket casey

holla dolla
alright guys i'm not that bad

am i?

i have a right to be scared about these things due to my everest-sized trust issues

but i have to admit that i was kinda the one at fault here 🤷🏻‍♀️

basket casey
hear that liz?

sometimes owning up is a GOOD THING!!

aka i know it's you that spilled coffee and moved the couch to cover it

here's your opportunity to display some of your own 'character development' and admit it 🤗

holla dolla
oof she gotchu there girl

lizzie maguire
...no comment?

basket casey
liz....

lizzie maguire
FINE 😤

i'm sorry i got too excited watching wendy williams and forgot my starbies was on the floor next to me 😩

pls forgive me imma cutie and i'll never do it again?

basket casey
ALAS A CONFESSION

holla dolla
urgh there was so much wrong with that sentence

starbies?

you need help

basket casey
ain't nothing wrong with a lil wendy

i'm just not a fan of the mocha stains on my carpet 🤷🏼‍♀️

holla dolla
oh obvs

in this house we stan wendy

lizzie maguire
first off, hell yeah we do!! #wendy2020 🇺🇸

and second, my god let me live my life!!

(p.s. i'm still invited to dua aren't i?)

holla dolla
casey?

basket casey
hmmm that's a toughie 🤔

is daya free?

lizzie maguire
pls don't do this to me

anything but this

pls 😰

basket casey
hmmfpphh FINE

all is forgiven

but next time you go to 'starbies' drinks are on you

holla dolla
i can get on board with that 🤪

lizzie maguire
urgh fine

but first

ONE

basket casey
DON'T PICK UP THE PHONE

YOU KNOW HE'S ONLY CALLIN COS HE'S DRUNK AND ALONE

holla dolla
TWO

lizzie maguire
DON'T LET HIM IN

YOU'LL HAVE TO KICK HIM OUT AGAIN

basket casey
THREE

holla dolla
DON'T BE HIS FRIEND

YOU KNOW YOU'RE GONNA WAKE UP IN HIS BED IN THE MORNIN

basket casey
AND IF YOU'RE UNDER HIM

holla dolla
YOU AIN'T GETTIN OVER HIM

lizzie maguire
I GOT NEW RULES I COUNT EM📢

holla dolla
god i love you crazy losers

lizzie maguire
i mean how could you not?

holla dolla
pls don't make me take it back

i'm in a happy mood for once

don't be tryin me

lizzie maguire
we all know why

basket casey
you are a literal 12 year old

meet at our place at 7 cash?

holla dolla
hell yeah girlfriends

drive by in and out before the show?🍔

my treat 🤗

lizzie maguire

i lurveeee sexually satisfied cash

dick down spidey as often as you can sis

more free food for me 🤗

basket casey
she ruined it

holla dolla
you ruined it

lizzie maguire
no take backsies!!

you promised in and out!!

urgh i'm so underappreciated

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PRIVATE CONVERSATION
thomas [tom]
cashmere [cash]

thomas
sooooo

we're trending apparently 😂

cashmere
oooft we really did give the children what they wanted didn't we? 😈

thomas
should i know what that means?

cashmere
we'll get you watching drag race in no time momma

thomas
i'm weirdly excited

i wanna be in on the references

maybe liz will like me more then 🤷🏻‍♂️

cashmere
she likes you

a soft like but a like none the less!

if you wanna become besties with liz then queer eye is the one to watch buddy

thomas
added to the list ✅

cashmere
what's this whole thing with becoming friends with liz?

has she blackmailed you or something?😂

thomas
first off, i don't think so but thanks for putting that crippling fear into my head

second, she's important to you so she's de facto important to me

and i kinda wanna win her over

i feel like i've got casey in the bag but liz is a tough cookie 🍪

cashmere
that she is

and ironically she hates cookies

she calls them a 'straighty snack' 🙄

thomas
how does that

what the fuck

cashmere
i know

when it comes to a baked goods debate, choose your words wisely when it comes to lizzie

she takes the cake vs cookie debate very seriously

thomas
i bet

wow i'll add that to my 'don't mention around liz' list then 😂

cashmere
urgh i love you

a lot

a lot a lot 🥰

thomas
i love you too

a lot a lot a lot a lot

i just wanna be around you alllllll the time

which is understandable considering i live with harrison 🤷🏻‍♂️

cashmere
well i didn't wanna say but you do have a point

let casey deal with him

he's her problem now 🤗

thomas
you make a valid point downey

what are you up to?

i just wanna buy you burgers and argue with you over which episode of modern family is the funniest

cashmere
phil on the tightrope no question about it 🤗

thomas
it's gotta be anything clive bixby for me

cashmere
ooh you've got a point there spidey

for once 😛

thomas
ouch

but what do you say downey, modern family and shake shack tonight?

cashmere
i'm actually going to the dua lipa concert tonight with my gals

we gotta get a break from you boys somehow 🤪

thomas
oof my heart

cashmere
stop crying spidey

believe me i'll have enough of that from liz tonight

i'm planning my apology to dua as we speak 😂

thomas
well i guess i'll have to deal with haz then 🙄

and jacob did say something about knicks tickets soooo

cashmere
aah i see

so those were crocodile tears 😏

thomas
you're impossible downey 😂

cashmere
...but you love me in spite of that? 😌

thomas
i love you BECAUSE of that

how about this

boys night ballin' at the basketball 🏀

girls night trying to get liz's screaming under control

then meet up afterwards?

cashmere
works for me

but 'ballin' at the basketball? pls never say that again

and tell jacob not to be scared i'll make sure liz is on her best behaviour

i'm hoping she'll be so starstruck by dua that she won't even notice he's there 😂

thomas
woah woah woah downey let's not get too ahead of ourselves

we still have 2 hours just you and me...

cashmere
omg that's enough time for SIX modern family episodes🤩

thomas
i can think of a few better ways we could spend our time...

cashmere
better than watching cam and mitch get hitched? 🤔

thomas
i mean i wanna be modest but yeah kinda

i mean i think so?

do you think so?

help now i'm insecure

cashmere
i'm messing with you spidey

get your cute butt back here

i wanna climb you like the lincoln memorial 😌

thomas
ooft

i'll be 5 minutes

scratch that i'm running

cashmere
i'll be waiting 🕸

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caseyrimestime posted on their story!

lizthepope
imma get you for this bitch

i'm not even cute yet wtf

#homophobia

caseyrimestime
hahaha you thought you'd gotten away with the coffee spill?

think again bitch 😛

lizthepope
imma call the law on your flat ass

caseyrimestime
now that was uncalled for

lizthepope
hurts, doesn't it? 😌

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lizthepope posted on their story!

tomholland1996
my god i'm the luckiest man alive 😍

lizthepope
too lucky if you ask me

tomholland1996
i completely agree

wayyyy too lucky

lizthepope
too damn right

btw thanks for ridding me of cheesy 80s movies

i guess i'm kinda happy for you guys

but only because cash is happy

obvs

tomholland1996
aw thanks liz

and no problem

i mean everyone knows 90s movies are where it's truly at

lizthepope
YES

wait

this doesn't mean i like you

tomholland1996
don't worry

i won't tell anyone

lizthepope
glad we're on the same page

i guess i'll see you guys later

tell jacob to get all his annoyingness out at the game pls n thanks

tomholland1996
will do bestie

lizthepope
don't push it

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oh my freakin GAWD we hit 80K on this story!! eeeeeeeeeeek!! ❤️💛💚💙💜🤍💕💞💖

thank you for all the lovely comments and lurvee on these last few chapters, i've fallen completely back in love with this story! 🥰

speaking of: aw liz and tom are secret BESTIES

as much as i love writing cash and tom liz is my next favourite 🤗

next chapter will be up later this week 😌

peace! 💫✨😛