Cash made her way through set, saying hi to almost everyone she saw as she went. Most of the cast and crew knew her already, which made the entire coming to set thing a total breeze. And considering recent events, anyone who didn't know her beforehand sure knew her now that her name was slapped on every magazine in the country.

Cash stopped at 'Sound Stage 5' where Tom had said he'd be shooting that afternoon with Benedict and Chris Pratt, making her a little less nervous at the prospect of PDA once her Father, Seb and Mackie were out of the picture.

"Cash!" Chris called from across stage, running up and, without warning, throwing her over his left shoulder. Cash punched at his shoulders pleading for him to put her down, but he continued to carry her around set like it was nothing.

"Hey, you hunk of shit!" She said, kicking her legs up into the air as he lowered her further down his back, "let me down! If you break me you don't make enough to cover my insurance fee!"

"You wanna go lower, Downey?" Chris laughed, throwing his head back and lowering Cash's small frame down his back, "I've got a fart brewing just for you!"

This made Cash fiercely kick her legs, a crowd forming around them of cast and crew, "can I get a little help, here? Hemsworth?"

Chris Hemsworth made his way across stage, laughing at Cash as she dangled down from Pratt's left shoulder, attempting to pull her dress down to cover her butt, "you know what, Downey? You look better from this angle! Should I take a pic for the gram?"

Cash covered her face from the camera, Pratt now walking her around in a circle saying an obnoxious 'hey there! how are you? nothing to see here!' to everyone he walked past.

"Benedict!" She called, the blood rushing to her head, "a little help here?"

"Downey, what do you honestly expect me to do?" He called back, whilst a PA touched up his makeup and adjusted his costume.

"Anything!" She called back, "Get me down? Call the police? Call my lawyer?"

Everyone around them laughed in unison, before Chris' face fell, "oh shit!"

He reached around his back and grabbed her, finally placing her right side up this time, "I can't afford to be sued by a Downey lawyer!"

"You made the right call, bro. You really can't afford us."

Cash huffed as she caught her breath back, straightening out her dress and smoothing down her hair, which Chris immediately ruffled back up, "what was that back there? Is it really getting that boring around here that you've resorted to terrorising innocent bystanders?"

"Chill out, Downey," he replied, "it's what non-biological big brothers do!"

Cash huffed again, elbowing him in his side to which he returned. Before she could return a jab, Hemsworth came up behind her and ruffled her hair up once again.

"Yeah Cash!" he said obnoxiously, "it's what big brothers do!"

Cash rolled her eyes at the two of them, placing her hands up in front of them both for a second, "before you torture me again, have either of you seen spidey?"

Oh shit, Cash thought. Maybe I shouldn't have said that. Both Chris' threw their heads back in unison, before poking Cash in her sides.

"Oh, Pratt!" Hemsworth started, "I must find Holland so I can snog his face off!"

Cash crossed her arms over her chest, tilting her head up to the both of them, "Bring it on, I knew this was coming. Have your fun!"

"Oh, Hemsworth!" Pratt replied, "I need to find the Peter to my Gwen! Where for art thou, Parker?"

Cash rolled her eyes, watching the exchange between the two of them which continued for minutes after. My god, she thought. We don't actually sound like that do we?

"Oh, Benedict!" Pratt spoke, his voice even higher than it'd been when the whole joke had started, "have you seen Holland? It's just that if we don't find him within the next five minutes, Downey here might collapse from separation anxiety!"

Benedict laughed at the two of them, walking up behind them and placing his hands on both of their shoulders.

"You guys know," he started, "it's really quite worrying that you can get your voices to go that high!"

Both their faces dropped as Ben winked over to Cash, who stuck her tongue out at the two of them in response. She poked them both in the sides, Hemsworth taking her in his arms and spinning her around the stage.

"Hey, Pratt!" He spoke, "go long!"

Before Hemsworth could throw her over to Pratt, she looked to her left to see Tom walking from the main stage. Unfortunately, the two of them weren't stupid enough that they didn't catch on.

"Oooooh, look Cash!" Hemsworth called, "lover boy is finally here!"

"Ooooooh!" Pratt responded, "look at Downey, she's gone all red!"

Cash furrowed her eyebrows, the blood running up her neck to to her bare cheeks. Tom looked confused, and understandably so. The God of Thunder himself, fully clad in Asguardian body armour, had his almost-girlfriend in his arms ready to launch her like a football. This is crazy, she thought.

Luckily, along with him came Joe Russo. Thank god, Cash thought. Finally, there was a glimmer of hope in getting her 'big brothers' back to work.

"Hemsworth! Anthony needs you on Stage 3," he spoke, a clipboard in his hand. "And Pratt, I need you to get your ass into gear and get back on stage 5 instead of traumatising our guests."

Pratt huffed, and ruffled Cash's hair once again, "you heard the director, ass into gear and not in my face. Thankyou! Go! Bye!"

Hemsworth put her down, making her elbow him in the side. As he went to return the favour, Joe cleared his throat from beside them. "Hemsworth, stage 3? They can't have an Asguardian sequence without the God of Thunder!"

Hemsworth stuck his tongue out at Cash, before catching up with Pratt to make his way to stage 3 across the lot.

"You can run but you can't hide, Downey!"

Cash mimicked him as he walked away, and then finally took the breath she'd been holding in. She smoothed out both her dress and her hair one more time, thankful she didn't have to watch over her shoulder anymore.

"You know you cause quite the stir on my set, Cash!" Joe laughed, and she sent him a smile, "but still, it's nice to see you considering the circumstances."

"You too, Joe," Cash sighed, running a hand through her hair, "sorry for disrupting your set, dumb and dumber decided it'd be a great idea to dangle me upside down in front of your entire crew."

"Well," he laughed, "if I need a leading lady that can do her own stunts, I'll give you a call."

Cash laughed as Joe rushed off to the other side of the sound stage, leaving her stood face to face with Tom fully clad in the suit. Woah, she thought. This is what I've been missing? Oh my god, don't blush! She said to herself. It was as if, right on cue, she felt a blush run up her neck and heat gather in her cheeks. I said don't blush, Cash!

"Hello?" Tom spoke, placing his hand under her chin and tilting her head to look up at him, "anyone in there?"

Cash snapped out of her thoughts and smiled back at him, placing her arms around his neck as his went to her waist.

"Y'know, I was just thinking - now I finally know why everyone around here calls you hair gel boy," she spoke, gesturing to the more 'coiffed back' hairstyle he was sporting.

"Haha very funny, Downey!" He said, throwing his arms around her and spinning her around - only this time, she revelled in it.

One he put her down onto the floor once again, he looked around set quickly.

"Y'know, I think we might be safe," he whispered. Cash smiled, looking around the set only to find wandering PAs and a few runners circulating around the stage.

"Y'know," she whispered back, "I thought you said you'd be puckered and ready. But if you're embarrassed by me, then I guess I'll just-"

As Cash jokily began to walk away, Tom pulled her back to his chest and met her lips with his. As he pulled away, her eyelids still closed, he took her in for the first time that day. He snapped out of his thoughts once she opened her eyes, a cheeky smile spread across her cheeks.

"Lunch?"

"Lunch."

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IMESSAGE GC
NON-BIO BIG BROS 💪🏼
lil sis [cash]
pratt attack [chris pratt]
thunder farts [chris hemsworth]
brother booty [chris evans]
brudda mack [anthony]
brother bucky [sebastian]

thunder farts
hello fellow non-biological big brothers

i bring good yet embarrassing tidings

brother bucky
why hello good sir

what tis these tidings?

brudda mack
stop talking like total whities and just spit it out man

lil sis
what 👏🏻 is 👏🏻 happening 👏🏻

pratt attack
guess who thunder farts and i just spotted MACKIN OUT on stage 5

HAVE YOU GUESSED YET

brother booty
sorry in advance cash

lil sis
let's both not act like your words mean anything evans 🙄

proceed boys

thunder farts
CASH AND HAIR GEL

brudda mack
oh my GOD

brother bucky
ew pls don't elaborate i think i might throw up

pratt attack
ew bro she's my sister too 🤮

but STILL

lil sis
here we go

do your worst

brudda mack
WHAT on god's green one are you doing makin out with twinkle toes, cash?

like literally you couldn't have gone for ANYONE else

thunder farts
you should've seen her face when lover boy walked over

she was like

pratt attack
but with more drooling

lil sis
i was NOT drooling 😤

and ew you PERVS watching me make out with the guy i like

thunder farts
ew don't make it weird! 😖

pratt attack
we're just looking out for our lil sis

that's what non-bio big bros do 💪🏼

thunder farts
and we were bored

pratt attack
yeah that too

brudda mack
i'm sorry cash but did you just say you LIKE him

how can ANYONE like hair gel

he's the biggest pain in my ass

like a haemorrhoid but WORSE

brother booty
why don't we stop talking about haemorrhoids and start being a little more reasonable, huh?

lil sis
see i like that idea

no wonder you're the leader

i promote you to best non-bio big bro evans 😇

brother booty
🥰🥰🥰

brother bucky
reasonaBLE?

this kid has tortured us for two YEARS

brother booty
oh please

it's not like you guys didn't provoke him first

what about the trailer prank?

lil sis
i'm gonna need y'all to elaborate

what trailer prank?

brother booty
last year mackie and seb took EVERYTHING out of holland's trailer

and then hid everything all over set

he was looking for WEEKS

brudda mackie
good times man

that's all i have to say

brother bucky
preach man

you gotta admit that was pretty funny evans

pratt attack
well it sounds AWESOME

lil sis
how did all of you flunk out of school and somehow come out with evil genius minds

it truly amazes me

you guys really are earth's mightiest MORONS

brudda mack
wow that's cold cash 😦

thunder farts
way to kick your brothers when they're down sis

lil sis
i don't get what he's done to make you all terrorise him so much

tbf i don't get what i did but oh well

pratt attack
man i kinda like spidey

thunder farts

pratt attack
i mean don't get me wrong he's fun to mess with but he seems like a nice guy

brudda mack
i can't BELIEVE you said that man

you're outta the bruddahood 😤

brother bucky
what he said

you're DESPICABLE man

brother booty
you guys, he's a good kid!

think about it this way, compared to holland would any of you guys let cash date you as 21 year olds?

lil sis

brother booty
not like THAT

would you? 🤔

pratt attack
he's got a point fellas

i don't know about y'all but 21 year old pratt was a MESS

thunder farts
ew i wanna get that mental image out my head

but yeah i guess ☹️

brudda mack
speak for yourselves young mack KILLED it with the ladies

brother bucky
dude that's the problem

i'm with you evans

lil sis
finally voices of REASON

look i don't know if y'all live under a rock but the last guy i dated just released a song about what i was like in bed

so i think ANYONE is a step up from there

thunder farts
again, tryna get that mental picture OUT of my head 😖

but she's right guys

brudda mack
i guess

now that i think about it i'd rather punch that guy than spidey

seems like it'd be a lot more fun with a lot more crying

brother bucky
again, preach man

we're sorry cash

forgive your big bros?

pratt attack
we promise we won't spy on you again

not intentionally anyway

brother booty
what do you say, cash?

think you can forgive these morons?

lil sis
well after careful deliberation and consideration i have decided...

pratt attack

lil sis
...to forgive you morons

but if i catch ANY of you spying on me or making spidey feel uncomfortable i will personally cut off your balls while you sleep😃

thunder farts
affirmative

my god i hope india grows up to be a badass like you cash

or else i'm disowning her

brudda mack
i'll try my best

but i'm doing this for you cash NOT spidey

i still hate his guts

brother bucky
we'll try cash we promise

pratt attack
we'll work on being better non-biological big bros

we're here for you

we get it must be hard at the moment with all the album stuff going on

brother booty
pratt's right, we care cash 💙

and we support you and spidey 100%

brudda mack
i mean i'm at like 70-30 but what cap said

we got your back sis

lil sis
well i'm glad

now get back to set before i call the russo bros on your lazy asses

thunder farts

pratt attack
oh shIT

brudda mack

lil sis
my god i love you crazy weirdos

brother booty
we know you do

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