24. 'fair warning'
IMESSAGE GROUP CHAT
ASS-VENGERS ASSEMBLE 🍑
big daddy [robert]
peachy keen [chris]
spoiler alert [mark]
scarface [scarlett]
hemmy montemmy [hemsworth]
downey village reject [seb]
hair gel [tom]
choclachino [mackie]
jerbear [jeremy]
scarlet bitch [lizzie]
peachy keen
so a lil birdy tells me that lil downey is visiting set this week?
scarlet bitch
big daddy
my god
she's my daughter and even i'm not THAT excited to see her
take it down a notch pls
scarlet bitch
affirmative mr stark sir
choclachino
i wonder how hair gel's feeling about this sitch
downey village reject
enlighten us billy elliott 🤔
spoiler alert
c'mon guys don't be too hard on the kid
big daddy
but it's so fun!!
hair gel
well now that i'm not at risk of rejection
or at least i hope i'm not
i'm pretty excited 😁
big daddy
oh god i've wingmanned the kid with my own daughter haven't i
jerbear
big mistake
hemmy montemmy
as if that's your president
scarface
my god don't remind me 😕
big daddy
spoiler alert
did you just use a gif of yourself?
big daddy
yeah i can do that
didn't you know??
choclachino
so you kissed her yet twinkle toes??
downey village reject
oooh fun game!!
peachy keen
guys leave the kid alone!!
...but have you?
hair gel
guys this is bullying
choclachino
so you hAVE
downey village reject
kid fair warning
that told us all we needed to know
choclachino
she laid it on you early, huh?😏
hair gel
not exactly..
jerbear
you made the first move??
oh kid
downey village reject
this just got TEN TIMES BETTER
choclachino
me and seb right now
i told you we'd get you spidey!!!
peachy keen
big daddy
only i can do that evans move along
so kid
you're meaning to tell me you kissed my oldest daughter? like you moved in on her first?
hair gel
i'm sorry sir
does this mean i'm off the movie??
should i cancel my flight?
choclachino
my god i hope so
downey village reject
spoiler alert
chill out man she's 20
she can make her own decisions, right rob??
jerbear
c'mon rob it's not like you didn't know this was coming
big daddy
well you guys are gonna say that your kids are still short and annoying
mine's awesome
hair gel
flight?
movie?
someone help me pls
scarface
all right guys knock it off🙄
deep breaths honey
they're adults guys they can do whatever they want!!
big daddy
well you have a point i guess
i mean it's minuscule but if you guys insist
you're not off the movie kid
hair gel
thank GOD
choclachino
aw NO
downey village reject
spoiler alert
atta boy
big daddy
besides
they've shot too much of you it'd be a lot of work to cut you out
but if any and i mean ANY pda occurs in downey village this week i will expel you from the avengers
hair gel
expel me?
big daddy
you've been warned
hemmy montemmy
now that's over
lunch??
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cash: today's the day folks. this franchise started out with a group of awesome nerds who just wanted to make mouth music together. today is the last call for all you pitches out there that have made it something special. we love you all, and we will forever be a family. this is emily junk, signing off from pitch perfect 3. oh and btw i've cried three times today and rebelwilson laughed at me every. single. time. i love my aca-bitches ✨🎤
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username: why am i crying
username: emo cash makes me cry omg
rebelwilson: oh pitch now you're gonna make me cry 😢✨
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lizthepope: more like you'll be crying after i whoop your ass at the premiere you complete dis-aca-ppointment 🤷🏻♀️
username: oof liz
annakendrick47: really cash you just had to go and make me cry you PITCH
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cash: annakendrick47 makes a nice change from it always being me🤪
username: i can't believe it's all over
username: the end of an aca-era
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cash: username truly💜
andybovine: oh god my eyes are sweating what is happening
username: bellas for life 💜
username: this all has me so emo
tomholland2013: emily junk is my favourite pitch, don't cry downey ✨
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lizthepope: tomholland2013 okay we get it you like her junk let's keep it pg pls
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robertdowneyjr: lizthepope tomholland2013 yes lets
username: she got that junk in dat trunk
cash: can y'all blame him though 🍑
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robertdowneyjr: i think i just threw up a little
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PRIVATE CONVERSATION
INSTAGRAM
cash
shanevoss
shanevoss
hey cash long time no see
cash
am i stupid or did we not break up six months ago??
and didn't you move on like two weeks after?
shanevoss
well i can't say i've missed your constant pessimism in my life
and what i do is none of your business considering you've moved on with spiderboy
cash
it's spiderMAN
and he's more of a man than you ever were
shanevoss
oh cash you're breaking my heart! 😰
cash
that can't be true
you don't have a heart
what do you want shane??
shanevoss
i'm actually here to give you fair warning
tomorrow my album comes out and there is a particular song that i don't think you're gonna like
well there are quite a few songs you probably won't like but oh well 😏
cash
wow you finally finished writing your pitty party album??
the 'i cheated on my girlfriend a zillion times and now i wanna make her feel bad about it' album?
shanevoss
well actually it's just a title album but wow i should've thought about that one sooner!!
what a shame
cash
urgh
so you're here to tell me that you've decided to create an album full of lies that you're dropping tomorrow
can't hear you over my grammy
shanevoss
the grammy where i held your hand while you accepted?
oh yeah
cash
get out of my life
i'm finally happy and now you pop up
i swear you're like a bad penny
shanevoss
well just remember that i was the one that gave you fair warning
you might wanna ring your publicist
bye cash have fun with spiderboy 🤗
cash
you're sure a pathetic jerk
but remember
karma always comes back around
shanevoss
sorry i can't hear you over the voice of my new girlfriend
better get back to her
cash
you're disgusting
shanevoss
love you too
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