PRIVATE CONVERSATION
bug boy [tom]
lil downey [cash]

bug boy
how's your head feeling after last night??

cos mine took the entire morning to wake up🤕

lil downey
surprisingly alright

no hangover as of yet so i think we're safe

bug boy
is it because you're 👏🏻 that 👏🏻 bitch👏🏻

lil downey
okay maybe i was a lil delusional this morning

oh and speaking of delusional, i got a dm from tony this morning asking if i wanted to go dave and busters with him on monday?

is this normal for him or...

bug boy
unfortunately...yes

i mean go for it if you like him

he's a great guy once you get past the first few weeks

lil downey
you know that sounds like a great offer but i think i'll have to pass

and besides, i'm busy on monday👀

bug boy
oh really?

what are your plans?

lil downey
well i'm going for lunch with this cute clown guy

and don't tell anyone but i've heard he's that spiderkid everyone keeps talking about  

bug boy
oh spiderMAN?

well he sounds great i'm happy for you

any idea where he's taking you?

lil downey
you know i was hoping to find out today but i guess he chickened out

haven't had a message all day

bug boy
well i'd say you know, being a guy myself, that he'd probably wanna take you to that cute russ and daughters cafe on orchard street?

their bagels look even more like heaven than you do

lil downey
even more??

bug boy
well it was a close call but the bagels just had the edge

lil downey
what a shame

good job i'm off out with spiderman and not you on monday then

bug boy
can i tell you a secret only ned and tony stark know??

lil downey
omg yes spill

bug boy
i am spiderman

lil downey
😨😨😨

oh my god

i'm sorry i just wasn't expecting that

bug boy
i'm sorry if i caught you off guard

although your vigilante would like to let you know he'll pick you up at 11 from your place monday for bagels

lil downey
will he tell me all about the mean streets of nyc??

bug boy
whatever your heart desires, miss stark

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IMESSAGE GROUP CHAT
BADASS BITCHES (AND THE BOYS) 💅🏻
cash's bitch [tom]
liz's bitch [cash]
badass bitch [zendaya]
the supreme gay [liz]
liz's other bitch [casey]
casey's bitch [harrison]
virgin 4 life [jacob]
total creep [tony]
innocent flower child [laura]

the supreme gay
welcome one and all

to the chat of your LIFE 🤯

cash's bitch
i am welcomed

i don't really appreciate the nickname though

the supreme gay
deal with it bitch

go pray at cash's feet or something

virgin 4 life

liz's other bitch
well tbf she did mention that about a few of you

but she decided to let it slide

the supreme gay
damn right i did

this is the ELITE bitches

liz's bitch
then why is harrison here??

casey's bitch
you know you love me downey 💖

who do you think taught tommy all his moves?

liz's bitch
so you were the one who prepared his script of 'heyyyy' and 'soooooo'

cos if so well done somehow it worked

cash's bitch
ouch

but yay me 🥰

innocent flower child
i'm just happy to be here 😇

badass bitch
liz told me i was at the top of the ranks

suck on that boys xxx

total creep
happily

badass bitch
first, ew

second, ew again

liz's bitch
btw tony thanks for my dave and busters invite but i'm actually going out with spiderman on monday😢

total creep
you promised you wouldn't mention it!!!😨

man i thought we had a deal downey😤

and he's spiderBOY not spiderMAN

casey's bitch
nope we gave him his balls back yesterday, remember??

he's all man now cash 😉

cash's bitch
first, ew

second, i can confirm

liz's bitch
well that's both disturbing and good to know i guess

cash's bitch
emphasis on the 'good' in that sentence

SHE STILL LIKES ME PEOPLE 🥰

the supreme gay
you two haven't even been on your first date and you're already GROSS

pls keep it in your spandex spidey

cash's bitch
affirmative supreme leader

the supreme gay
my god you are a bitch