IMESSAGE GROUP CHAT
HOMECOMING CLASS OF 2017 🕸
spideykins [tom]
jc zenny [zendaya]
everybody loves laur [laura]
egg head [jacob]
flasher [tony]
why is he here? [harrison]

why is he here?
oh hey tom

WHAT WAS THAT COMMENT

i s2g i was right you don't deserve your penis

'why is he here' changed 'spideykins' nickname to 'no penis parker'

jc zenny
i have to agree once again with harrison

as much as it pains me to say it

you really don't deserve it

no penis parker
what??

my comment was nice and gentlemenly

egg head
is that even a word??

everybody loves laur
not important jacob

you should've commented on how beautiful she looked

now that's how to make an impression 💁🏽‍♀️

why is he here?
THANKYOU

god you're so stupid

no penis parker
oh yeah

but she's kinda intimidating

like when we were talking the other day she kept me on my toes a bit

everybody loves laur
but isn't that a good thing?🤔

why is he here?
spidey here has never had to do the work

one look at him and girls turn to jelly

no pain no gain mate 💪🏼

jc zenny
MY GOD

why do i keep agreeing with him😳

jc zenny changed harrison's nickname to 'matchmaker'

matchmaker
yEssssss a name change

everybody loves laur
amazing gif usage

matchmaker
why thankyou 😌

back to no balls

text her beforehand saying she looks beautiful and you'll meet her there!

no penis parker
maybe it isn't the ghosting that's gonna give me depression

maybe it's you guys

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PRIVATE CONVERSATION
bug boy [tom]
lil downey [cash]

bug boy
hey! so i just wanted to say how beautiful you look on your instagram

i mean you're not even ready yet and you look like THAT

we're getting there for 6 for the carpet but i'll see you once we come out for the after party?

lil downey
are you saying i don't look beautiful all the time??

like normally i look okay and somehow today i got lucky?

bug boy
no!

lil downey
so i don't look beautiful at all?

wow way to make a girl feel special

bug boy
let me rephrase

cash downey you look, and always look even though i've never met you in person although everyone tells me that you look beautiful all the time, beautiful

did that work?😕

lil downey
i was messing with you

again sarcasm radar

is it not turned on or something??

bug boy
ahaha right

has anyone ever told you you're kinda intimidating??

lil downey
first you call me ugly now intimidating

what a charmer

bug boy
I DIDNT MEAN THAT

i meant that i feel like i constantly am on my toes with you

lil downey
is that a bad thing??

bug boy
i don't think so

i'm actually kinda getting used to it

i think

lil downey
atta boy

well i hope i don't scare you at the premiere

wouldn't wanna startle you on your big night

bug boy
i think i'll survive

just

lil downey
well thank god for that

see you in a few hours spiderboy🕸

bug boy
MAN

it's spiderMAN

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