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cash: Me: is a good friend that takes her girls to fashion haus' for premiere fittings
Liz: ...🙄
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sjp: I think you look lovely Elizabeth 🌸
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username: sjp we LOVE

lizthepope: see cash!! your mom LOVES me 🥰
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cash: sjp thanks mom love you too

username: imagine being ghosted by your own mother
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cash: username can relate

caseyrimestime: can i just put it out there that i behaved myself 😇
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cash: caseyrimestime barely tbh
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username: shadED

zendaya: missing you girls can't wait to see you friday night 🥰
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cash: zendaya i need help reigning in these two 🙄
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lizthepope: we are OFFENDED

username: this is comedy GOLD

robertdowneyjr: c'mon cash brighten up kiddo! lizzie looks like she's having fun, and i'm pretty sure you're probably frowning 😕
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lizthepope: affirmative sir downey she is in fact frowning
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cash: it's just my face!!

tomholland2013: turn that frown upside down?😃

username: omg TOM right on cue

username: tom has arisen 🤩

cash: tomholland2013 for the billionth time, it's. just. my. face.

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username: this is goals
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hazosterfield: username isn't it🥰
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cash: urgh

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IMESSAGE GROUP CHAT
HOMECOMING CLASS OF 2017 🕸
spideykins [tom]
jc zenny [zendaya]
everybody loves laur [laura]
egg head [jacob]
flasher [tony]
why is he here? [harrison]

why is he here?
tommy now is your CHANCE

lay it on thick with downey's daughter

jc zenny
i can't believe i'm saying this right now but harrison is right

now's your chance bud

egg head
yeah spidey shoot your webs in her direction🕸

why is he here?
egg boy is right

get those webs and write on the brooklyn bridge that you're into hER MATE

spideykins
you guys know i'm not actually spiderman, right??

egg head

flasher
hold up

at the minute you're spiderBOY

if you grow the balls to message cash we'll upgrade you to spiderMAN

why is he here?
i'm with flash here

my god i never thought i'd say that

spideykins
i just think it's a bit forward

that's all

why is he here?
you don't deserve a penis

spideykins
what's this got to do with my penis, bro??

everybody loves laur
what did i just walk into 🤯

why is he here?
laura tell tom to message cash pls

everybody loves laur
i mean i saw you commented on her instagram

now seems like the right time

why is he here?
BINGO

thankyou ladies for bringing intelligence to the chat

jc zenny
tom just ask her if she's off to the premiere on friday

easy conversation starter cos she'll say yes and then work from there

everybody loves laur
c'mon tom we believe in you 🥰

flasher
i mean i don't but whatever

spideykins
FINE

but if she ends up ghosting me and i acquire severe depression is all you guys' fault

why is he here?
we're willing to take the risk

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PRIVATE CONVERSATION
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tomholland2013 [tom]
cash [cash]

tomholland2013
hey! zendaya mentioned something about you coming to homecoming's premiere friday? 🕸

cash
hey, um yeah i think so!

my dad hooked me up with some tickets and daya said she needed to escape from all you boys

thus the plan was born

tomholland2013
did you just use the word thus??

and what's up with us boys??

we ROCK

cash
hate to break it to you spidey but girls rule boys DROOL

it's scientifically proven 🤓

tomholland2013
you know what i'm not gonna question that because your dad is tony stark

you must've inherited the brains 🤓

cash
actually my dad is robert downey jr aka scientific fraud

but thankyou 🥰

tomholland2013
your dad is awesome!

i mean he normally talks in riddles and makes old people references that i don't understand but i laugh and it works

cash
hello my name is cash downey welcome to my LIFE

i practically invented the 'omg dad you're so funny' laugh

tomholland2013
it figures he says you're a bit of a clown 😂

cash
so you think i'm a clown??

tomholland2013
oh god no!

like i mean he's said you're funny which i believe cos zendaya also said you're funny so i was just saying you were funny

you're wayyyyyy too pretty to be a clown

take that from one 🤡

cash
you do know i was joking right?? 😂

god i would've thought after shooting movies with my dad you'd have developed some kinda sarcasm radar by now

tomholland2013
looks like i'm still working on it 😅

cash
you're not a clown

you're too cute to be a clown

wait did i just say that out loud ?

tomholland2013
yeah i think you did actually 😂

will this cute clown see you on friday?

cash
i guess the cute clown will 🤡

[xxx-xxxx-xxx]

here's my number if the cute clown wants it

tomholland2013
well i've just spoken with him and he said he'd be more than happy to

honk honk

cash
thank god or else that would've been pretty embarrassing 😳

tomholland2013
majorly