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username: woah woah woah

username: guarantee she's talking about liz😂😂
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lizthepope: username I kept my hands to myself thank u very much 😤
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cash: lizthepope all i'm gonna say is i didn't appreciate the screaming 🤷🏻‍♀️

caseyrimestime: no photo creds??😥
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cash: caseyrimestime I tagged you, isn't that enough??
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caseyrimestime: nope #cashdowneyisoverparty
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caseyrimestime: get it trending ppl

username: their friendship is EVERYTHING

username: i bet she woke up with a hangover by the looks of her 🤔
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cash: username to reiterate: number one, its just my face!! and number two, i'm 20 years of age you'd never catch me DEAD with a drop of liquor 😮
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robertdowneyjr: cash you ain't foolin no one kiddo

username: i love how rdj's insta is basically dedicated to exposing his daughter we STAN🤩
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cash: username pretty much

zendaya: great to see you last night!! movies and pizza soon??🍕
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cash: text me!! 💋

username: pls can I be invited??!?!?
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lizthepope: username oh me too!!!

username: omg i wonder if she met tom holland

username: tash™️ stans rise!!

caseyrimestime: username can confirm we did not! but we did meet chris evans 🤩
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cash: first off caseyrimestime pls stop drooling and second, who is tom holland??

username: BLASPHEMY

username: UNFOLLOWED

lizthepope: cash you don't deserve your ovaries

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IMESSAGE GC
WHERE DEM GIRLS AT
holla dolla [cash]
lizzie maguire [liz]
basket casey [casey]

lizzie maguire
UHM EXCUSE ME

how tf do you not know who tom holland is?! 😵

you're a disgrace

holla dolla
first up, ouch

and i don't know, should i know him??

lizzie maguire
urgh YEAH

he plays spiderman alongside your dad?

zendaya is his love interest?

ring ANY bells? 😦

holla dolla
you guys know well enough that i drown out my dad whenever he goes full marvel on me

and nada i mean i knew spiderman was happening but daya never mentioned him

tobey maguire 4 life 🤷🏻‍♀️

basket casey

dis be the man himself

he's GORG and has a BRITISH accent HOW can you not have met him before??😍

lizzie maguire
damn he SPICY 🥵

holla dolla
liz you're gay?

but hot damn he fine 🤯

lizzie maguire

hey i can appreciate a fine ass man when i see one

i just don't wanna be between the sheets with him yanno

basket casey
okay liz we get it put your gayness back in your pants 🧐

lizzie maguire

basket casey
oh and WHY didn't you tell us you were practically BESTIES with zendaya??

hmmm?

HMMM?🧐

lizzie maguire
we've been BEST FRIENDS since we were EIGHT FREAKING YEARS OLD and somehow you neglected to tell me that you're friends with no3 on my potential suitors list

ITS BEEN TWELVE YEARS CASH

TWELVE YEARS

basket casey
so we're top 2?

awWww liz🥰

lizzie maguire
bitch please

you barely made the top ten

basket casey
wow

i guess you're still salty that i turned you down that time in 6th grade, huh?

lizzie maguire
i am woUNDeD

but imagine how freaking DOPE our babies would look 🥺

they'd have your blonde hair and my everything else 🤗

basket casey
case and point: this is why you flunked biology

but back to cash

WHY CASH WHY

i literally FROZE talking to her

lizzie maguire
at least you didn't drool like you did when you met chris evans 🤷🏻‍♀️

but yeAH cash why didn't you tell us ??

holla dolla
well that was kinda a lot to process

i mean my phone LITERALLY  buzzed off the counter

lizzie maguire
lol big mood

but continue

holla dolla
number one, cos you're a raging gay who's constantly on the prowl

number two, because the only way i saw that introduction ending was with with some kinda restraining order

and number three idk she's just been my friend for years but lives in la and i've always been here in nyc🤷🏻‍♀️

lizzie maguire

i behaved!!

...kinda

holla dolla
you performed the entire choreographed routine to shake it up

not once

not twice

THRICE LIZ

lizzie maguire
it just felt right

don't harsh my vibe just because you could never land the ending🤷🏻‍♀️

basket casey
okay so i have a solution

so first you need to ask zendaya to come back and hang out with us

and second ask her if spidey is single cos if you don't want him i'll happily take him 🥰

lizzie maguire
access to zendaya is non negotiable cash🤗

kinda debatable on the whole spidey aspect but i NEED my shake it up KWEEN

holla dolla
i mean i guess i could ask her when she's next in town

and guys let's calm it down i've never even met the guy and after shane i don't think i'm gonna be dating anytime soon

lizzie maguire

holla dolla