i'm back with a half assed chapter because writer's block is a jerk. i'm updating even if my mind is SO DRY because i haven't updated for so long and i miss y'all.

[shameless self promo] i published a soonhoon fic hehehehe "you make my day" hehehehe it's a try hard angst and fluff and boring hehehehehe it's the reason why i took a break from updating ehehehehe i'm not telling you to read but ehehehehehe it's just there if you need it ehehehheehee

—jiro

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"jisoo!" mingyu shouts. jisoo and i immediately rushed to the room and stopped right in front of the bedroom door because our hands touched the knob at the same time. what is this fanfiction moment. "jisoo?" he asked

i chuckled "long story, josh but i'm jisoo."

"no, i'm jisoo. do you need my birth certificate?"

"i swear why are you fighting me right now?"

"because i'm jisoo."

"mingyu calls me jisoo," i sighed "okay?"

"but does he have the right to call you that?"

"joshua please—"

"i'm kidding, i'm kidding," the boy laughed and opened the door for me. but once it flew open, he slightly pushed me and rushed inside first. i just— wow. mingyu's just threw up all over the room and we were both surprised. joshua left to get some water while i try to accompany the boy to get up.

"what happened?" i asked

"i don't know," he weakly held onto me "i'm dizzy, minseul."

"hold on, we'll take you to the hospital, okay?"

"am i gonna be alright?" he was extremely worried, "i don't wanna go looking like though. i have to look decent at least!"

"sshh you're already stunning just like that."

"did you just call me stunning?" he smirked

"bitch shut the fuck up," i replied. joshua came back with a glass of water, and junhui rushed in to help me carry the tall boy. good thing the hospital is quite near. minghao and chan called a cab outside then junhui carried mingyu on his back all the way there. "minseul, junhui and i are going," joshua announced

"what about us?" jihoon asked "i wanna go!"

"i wanna go too," chan raised his hand. i told soonyoung to exchange with me since he's one of gyu's closest friends, which made the rest of the boys even saltier. the cab left soon and i was left with jihoon, chan, seokmin and hao.

"i'm worried," minghao muttered "should we go follow?"

"do you wanna?" seokmin smiled, making chan shake his head, "it was so hard to take a cab though."

"oh i know what we can do."

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"RUN LIKE THE WIND, SEOKMIN!" i laughed out loud as the boy carried me on his back. the three other boys were running too and jihoon was getting left behind. "time out! time out!" the short boy shouted, but nobody listened to him.

"THIS IS SO STUPID, WHY DID I AGREE ON THIS!?" minghao screamed

basically, seokmin told us to run all the way to the hospital. i mean yeah, we could have walked to save energy but the boys were thirsty for some action. plus, it's slightly raining. complete dumbasses, i know. i'm surprised jihoon tolerated this insanity. "hey i see the cab!" chan pointed and started running faster until he caught up with the vehicle.

soonyoung was surprised when noticed. he started laughing hysterically upon seeing chan and minghao running fast to keep up with the cab. the boy rolled the windows down and shouted, "Y'ALL ARE WILD!"

"wait up!" jihoon was constantly whining out loud because of his short legs "i wanna die!"

meanwhile, soonyoung still couldn't move on with what he's seeing. we could all hear his loud laughter, i swear. "WHOSE IDEA WAS THIS!?"

"LEE SEOKMIN!" chan shouted, almost out of breath. a few minutes more and we finally reached the place. i hopped off from seokmin's back and stretched for a bit. damn, feels good to not run. the other boys were almost passing out though. joshua bought bottles of water for each member who ran as soon as we got there.

mingyu was immediately taken to the emergency room and junhui followed.

"i think i need to be sent to the ER too lmhao," minghao panted "that was the worst seven minutes of my life."

"at least we had a workout," chan playfully punched his hyung's arm "under the rain. legends only."

"i'm gonna confine myself, fuck it," minghao walked into the building.

"where's jihoon?" i asked, and we all looked around. it took a while before we saw the boy running from afar. the boys started cheering for him until he...

he passed out on the sidewalk.

seokmin let out a horrifying scream which busted our eardrums. i ran to jihoon as fast as i could. he was lying down on the ground. he didn't pass out, but he's nearly doing so. "jihoon oh my god are you okay?" i asked and helped him sit up first before giving him a bottle of water.

"remind me to beat the hell out of lee seokmin later."

"sshhh drink your water first."

once he finished, i put his arm around my shoulder and i wrapped mine around his waist so i could drag him up, but damn he's too heavy for me to carry. "hello?! are you guys just gonna stand there!?" i shouted at chan and seokmin who were just watching.

"i'm too tired," chan panted, "you can do it, seul, wooh!"

great help, lee chan. soonyoung left the building to check on the others and fortunately, he saw me struggling with jihoon so he ran all the way towards us.

"no no no no no no," jihoon whispered and buried his head on my shoulder "why him?"

"what's the matter?" i asked

"ugh, minseul, i didn't ask for this torment."

once soonyoung came, i let go of jihoon. surprisingly, he clung to me. "minseul, fuck, don't leave!"

"yo i'm not leaving," i freaked out "but i can't carry you so i'll let soonyoung do it—"

"no no no no no!"

"ah, jihoon, don't be too hard headed," soonyoung chuckled and crouched down, pinching jihoon's nose. "fuck you," the younger boy cursed him

"only if i top," soonyoung joked

"what the fuck?" jihoon and i replied at the same time. soonyoung started laughing out loud and clapping his hands like a retarded seal. "come on now, ji."

"bitch don't touch me!" jihoon whined "minseul, help!"

"come to daddy—"

"NO!" jihoon started freaking out and throwing tantrums like a child, until he...

he legit passed out. rip in peace lmhao.

"i-is he dead?" i stuttered

"we need to take him to the ER too," soonyoung replied, picking the boy up in bridal style. we hurried back to the hospital, straight to the emergency room where my jaw literally dropped to the ground upon seeing minghao, mingyu and chan on separate hospital beds. plus jihoon.

"the fuck happened? did they all passed out?" i asked junhui

the boy crossed his arms, "chan started palpitating badly. minghao submitted himself in because he said he feels like dying. and then mingyu, you know why. what happened to jihoon?"

"he passed out."

"damn, the black parade is back," junhui shook his head and chuckled "wonwoo would be so emotional."

jihoon was carried to a hospital bed and the nurses did their jobs right away. joshua just came back from the main desk where he was asked to fill out records of the boys. when he knew that jihoon just got confined, he let out a sigh and walked back to there. poor josh.

"is there any news about gyu?" i asked "i'm worried about chan too because he has a pretty bad health."

"oh yeah, his dad," jun ran his palms over his face, "fuck, seungcheol hyung is going to slice me. can we not tell him this? we just made the situation worse."

"this is why y'all shouldn't be out in one room with an alcoholic drink. things will go out of control."

"should i feel guilty?" seokmin jumped in the conversation. honestly, i find it funny how seokmin was the one who dragged the boys into all the stupidity. and in the end, he's the only one who survived. "nah," junhui answered "let josh carry the guilt because he's the eldest and he's in charge."

i jokingly hit his arm, "yo you're a hyung too."

"and so is soonyoung."

"hey don't drag me, i wasn't the one who wanted a bachelor party, hm, seokmin?" soonyoung laughed

"you shouldn't have opened the door then!"

"oh now i'm the wrong one!"

"we have seungcheol hyung's permission to have an intimate get together," seokmin announced "he's at fault too."

"stop," i intervened, "all of you are to blame. i'm out of this, goodluck with cheol."

"i feel my death," seokmin whined "rip seokmin, your memory will carry on.

we waited for a few more minutes until a doctor finally approached us, "may i know who's a relative of patient kim mingyu here?"

"uhm, there's no relatives. we're just his friends," soonyoung answered "n-no homo."

"okay?" the adult raised an eyebrow, "who's the eldest then?"

soonyoung, seokmin and i stepped backward, leaving junhui in front. the boy shot a glare before leaving with the doctor for a bit. damn, i hope it's not some extremely bad news. while waiting, i decided to check on the other boys. minghao first because he's the only one who was wide awake.

and he's on his phone.

"mingha—"

"ssshhh i'm playing a game."

"i swear to g—"

"shut," minghao raised a finger "talk to me later kk love you."

"i— okay."

i went back to seokmin and soonyoung who were still lowkey blaming each other for the chaos. everything is such a mess, i'm stressed out. and out of nowhere, seungcheol started to call.

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chiring chiring motherfuckers jk. told ya that sucked.
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—jiro