Percy posted a status
Had an awesome night -with Annabeth Chase

Thalia: Wow, I totally needed this information in my life

Nico: Thanks for the intel, now I know to avoid sitting on your bunk if I ever come over

Piper: That's... beautiful

Elizabeth: Wait, why is everyone taking this in the dirty way?

Everyone: ...

Elizabeth: Never mind, continue.

Octavian: No one needs to know you got laid

Percy: But everyone knows that you haven't

Jason: Oooh

Octavian: I BEG YOUR PARDON

Annabeth: Usually people who go to all caps are defensive, and people are generally only defensive over something that's true

Reyna: ... You can't say it isn't true, Octavian

Octavian: *splutters indignantly*

Elizabeth: Hehe, splutters

Everyone: *facepalms*
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Octavian posted a status
How do you know so much about my love life, anyway?

Percy: Ha, there's not much to know

Leo: *whispers* The Persassy has come back

Octavian: Hmph, that's not much of an answer

Percy: *scowls* Fine. My stuffed panda told me so!

Octavian: Your... stuffed panda?

Percy: You know, while you gutted it.

Octavian: What... How did it tell- what...?

Percy: You're the oh-so-mighty, teddy bear murdering augur. Shouldn't you know?

Octavian: ... Know what?

Percy: It said that you weren't. In the stuffing.

Octavian: Since when could you read stuffing?

Thalia: Ha! It's literally written by the Fates that you'll never get laid!

Octavian: Neither will you!

Thalia: But at least mine is by choice.

Thalia: Besides, I always have Apollo if I suddenly decide otherwise

Apollo: YES! I'M HER FIRST CHOICE!

Everyone: ...

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Elizabeth posted a status
Why was this chapter so confusing...

Thalia: Well, it was based on the murder of a pillow pet, so...

Elizabeth: True, true. I need more ideas, ugh

Nico: As long as I'm not included

Elizabeth: ...

Elizabeth: You know what

Elizabeth: Just for that, you're going to have a spotlight in a future chapter

Nico: Styx! I knew I shouldn't have said anything

Elizabeth: Aw, you love me really

Nico: That's debatable

Elizabeth: Hey! That's my line!

Nico: Well, I guess it's mine now

Elizabeth: You're a child of Hades, not Hermes! Stop stealing my lines!

Nico: Are we really doing this right now

Elizabeth: Well, I needed something to fill up so the chapter didn't look so short anyway

Elizabeth: So I guess this will work

Nico: Wow

Nico: I feel so used

Elizabeth: Just wait. You're going to get center stage. 

Nico: Ugh, I thought you'd forget about that

Elizabeth: An elephant never forgets, Nico

Nico: Did you just... call yourself an... elephant?

Elizabeth: ...

Elizabeth: I think I did...

Nico: ...

Elizabeth: ...

Nico: Okay

Elizabeth: Okay

Thalia: Oh, my gods, stop flirting already

Nico: ...

Elizabeth: ... You read TFIOS?

Thalia: Er...

Thalia has logged off

Nico: Why do our conversations end so weirdly?

Elizabeth: Um, well, it involves utterly destroying the fourth wall and I'm in the conversation, does there really need to be any more reasons?

Nico: Good point.

Elizabeth: Yeah

Nico: Okay

Elizabeth: Okay

Nico: Maybe we should end the chapter here then

Elizabeth: Good idea.

fin.

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(A/N): Hey guys! I'd like to give a shoutout to shadowsleek this chapter. She's a great author, and an even greater person. Her story Two and Three is amazing, so if you're looking for a mystery/action/thriller, check it out. It's about a group of friends being kidnapped and left a message saying, "Three of you will walk out of here. Two of you will die. I'll leave it among yourselves to choose who." Like oh bloody hell, that gives me chills. If you're not into that, I think she has a few other books, including a facebook demigod thing! We have crazy conversations, so pm her, she's great :)

Also, I'm bringing back Ask the Demigods! So if you want to "ask" a question, just leave it in the comments and I'll pick some out :)

Goal: Hundred reads, seventeen votes, ten comments
Next Update: Friday
Sneak Peek Title: You Smirk More Than Draco Malfoy
What "old" chapter would you like to read? I'm not sure which ones to edit haha. I'll publish the next one on Thursday.

-Elizabeth