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Percy posted a status
Okay, after death threats from Athena and some awkward conversations with my parents...
WHEN I SAID "SHE SAID YES" I MEANT SHE AGREED TO READ ME THE STORY

Elizabeth: Oops

Percy: -.-

Athena: Eh, I'm still standing by my death threats

Percy: ... Wow

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Jason posted a status
Hey Piper, I'm kinda bored... Can you read me a story?

Piper: Don't start with me -.-

Jason: No, but seriously. I'm extremely bored. Can we at least read a book?

Piper: ...

Jason: Pweeeeeeeeeease?

Leo: Oh, oh, me too???

Piper: ...

Leo: I won't call you Beauty Queen for a day

Piper: ...

Leo: A week?

Piper: Fiiiine

Jason: Yes!

Leo: Yay, story time!

Frank: Hey Hazel, read me a story too?

Hazel: I have no choice do I?

Frank: Eh

Hazel: Alright

Frank: Awesome!

Travis: Hey Katie-

Katie: No

Travis: What? You didn't know what I was going to ask!

Katie: Hmmm, no

Travis: Aww, no fair :(

Katie: You were going to ask me to read you a story, right?

Travis: Yeah, but-

Katie: No.

Travis: Pleeeeeeeeeeease

Katie: No

Travis: I won't play any pranks on you for a day

Katie: NO!

Travis: A week?

Katie: Hmmm, tempting, but no

Travis: A month?

Katie: No

Travis: Three months

Katie: Okaaaay, but you have to swear it on the River Styx, none of your half-brothers can as well, and it's with my whole cabin.

Travis: Yay! I swear it on the River Styx

*Thunder rumbles*

Hermes Cabin: Awww, come on Travis!

Travis:  *raises eyebrow*

Hermes' Cabin: Fiiine, we swear it too 

*Really loud thunder rumbles*

Katie: Come over, I'll read you the dang story

Travis: :D

Annabeth: See what you started Percy?

Percy: Hehe

Nico: And this, ladies and gentlemen, is what we call Percyitus, or when someone does something Percy would do, or follow in what he does.

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Random Narrator Announcer Person Thing posted a status
ALRIGHT, SO EVERYONE'S OFF NOW BECAUSE THEY'RE READING A STORY

Elizabeth: *grumble grumble grumble*

Random Narrator Announcer Person Thing: ?

Elizabeth: *scowl scowl scowl*

Nico: I think she's mad that you said it and not her

Elizabeth: *glare glare glare*

Random Narrator Announ- You Know What? It's RNAPT Now: Somehow I don't think that's the right answer

Nico: *scowls* Not like you know any better

RNAPT: *holds hands up* I don't need two death stares at the same time

Elizabeth: *death stare death stare death stare*

Nico: It's Wattpad's new writing layout, isn't it?

Elizabeth: *nods* *fuss fuss fuss*

Nico: *pauses* wait a moment...

Nico: WHAT THE HADES IS WATTPAD?

Elizabeth: ...

Elizabeth has logged off to be annoyed some more without demolishing the very little filter remained about our world

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Percy posted a status
Are we still doing this then? *offscreen chatter* Yes? *more offscreen chatter* Okay, got it.
*pause* *deep breath*
PENGUINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Annabeth: *sighs* And so it begins again.

*offscreen chatter*

RNAPT: Hm?

*more offscreen chatter*

RNAPT: Okay, I'll cue it.

RNAPT: Elizabeth wants us to go into third person's view guys

Thalia: Why isn't she telling us that? And who are you?

RNAPT: Because she's annoyed and she knows that if she came on herself, then the fourth wall will not be able to withstand it

RNAPT: As for who I am, that's a mystery ;)

*offscreen chatter*

RNAPT: But-

*offscreen chatter*

RNAPT: Fiiine. I'm a "mysterious entity" who will not be personified because she's too lazy to think of a backstory or whatever

Thalia: Bu-

RNAPT: Never mind that! Time for third person's in 5... 4... 3... 2...

(I know, you see, somehow the world will change for me, and be so wonderful...)

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(Third Person's View)

"Captain! You're back!" Percy grins widely and races to hug his penguin companion. "Oh, I missed you so much!" He pauses for a moment, furrowing his eyebrows, "Although technically this hasn't happened yet, has it?" Shrugging it off, he decides to just enjoy his best penguin friend before Annabeth- well, technically Elizabeth- takes him away again.

Off-stage, Annabeth is seen scowling at them, and her scowl only deepens when her oh-so-wonderful boyfriend forms five more. As if one wasn't enough. "Mr. Percy's Penguins," she scoffs, crossing her arms.

Thalia sidles up to her, and grins at her cheekily, "You know Annabeth, you're looking like the typical jealous girlfriend in those romance books the Aphrodite Cabin loves to read." She pauses, before winking even more cheekily, if that was possible, "Although being jealous over penguins isn't usually part of the scenario."

Annabeth shoots a glare at her friend- well, she was really debating whether or not to still call her that- and turns away, muttering, "I am not jealous over a penguin."

Patting her back, Thalia leaves the blonde girl, calling out behind her, "You just keep telling yourself that, Annie."

Annabeth was too busy repeating the sentence under her breath to protest over the nickname.

--- Three Days Later ---

Percy posted a status
YOU TOOK MY PENGUINS... AGAIN!

Annabeth: Sorry Percy, but you knew it would happen

Percy: *sniffles* He was the best penguin a guy could ever have

Annabeth: Percy... I know it's sad, but don't let your emotions overrule you. Remember what happened last time?

Percy: ... Styx. ELIZABETH, YOU BETTER NOT HAVE GAEA AND KRONOS TRY TO TAKE OVER AGAIN.

*offscreen chatter*

RNAPT: She says don't worry, she's not planning on rewriting that part anytime soon, if at all

Elizabeth: *clears throat* Yeah, we all know my habit of dragging things on and on and on and on and-

Jason: I think we get it Liz

Elizabeth: *glares* Don't start with me boy

Elizabeth has logged off

Jason: *coughs* She honestly scares me more than anyone

Annabeth: *smirks* I like her.

Annabeth: Well, when she's not destroying our world

*offscreen chatter*

RNAPT: Okay, she says to end the chapter before things get out of hand, and she ends up escalating it far too much.

RNAPT: So...

RNAPT: How exactly do I end a chapter?

*offscreen chatter*

RNAPT: But that's so abrupt

*offscreen chatter*

RNAPT: Okay, okay!

fin.

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(A/N): Meh. This isn't as funny as the first time but at least it's better written? I guess? My spelling and emoticon usage make me cringe so much ew.

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