(A/N): I think you can tell what this chapter going to be about based on this title...

I don't even have any words for this...
And I regret the video above so much I'm so sorry please I don't any offense but tumblr and weirdness and what even so yeah I just had to share what I just went through like how can I not

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Elizabeth posted a status
A note for everyone who happens to be on at this time. I have just gotten back from China and currently jet lagged and not into this thing called life and hell- I mean, school. So you can imagine what's about to come.

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Luke posted a status
Someone stole my ship :(

Annabeth: ... I'm pretty sure we sunk your ship...

Luke: ... Are we seriously on that whole Princess Andromeda Kronos drama thing still?

Percy: Ah sorry bro, that would be me

Luke: Bro why

Percy: Because bro

Percy: The only ship you need is ours bro

Luke: Bro

Annabeth: I- I don't... I have no words for this

Thalia: Wow.

Thalia: I'm just wondering how high Elizabeth's on right now...

Annabeth: I have another ship to sink now

Annabeth has logged off

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Elizabeth posted a status
I take offense to that! I'm not high at all :(

Thalia: So what caused that... weird bromance moment

Elizabeth: Well... Haha...

Annabeth: ?

Elizabeth: You see...

Piper: I don't like these ellipses

Elizabeth: ...

Elizabeth: I went onto the weird side of tumblr again :(

Percy: Bro

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Percy posted a status
I had to be part of a slash moment because you went onto tumblr after dark?

Elizabeth: Woah woah woah, how did you know about "tumblr after dark"?

Percy: ... Hey Leo

Leo: What? If I'm apparently in a fandom, I'm going to give my fans some appreciation

Luke: Woah bro, I thought we had something bro

Percy: Bro

Percy: We do

Percy: But I don't know if it's real or not anymore

Luke: Bro, it will always be real for me

Percy: Bro

Luke: Bro

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Luke posted a status
Okay, but bro, what would you steal besides my ship?

Percy: Um...

Percy: I don't know bro. I like swords. I'd like some more swords.

Percy: Bro, what about you?

Luke: You'd like to know what I'd want to steal, bro?

Percy: Yeah. You're a son of Hermes, after all, bro

Luke: I'd like to steal a heart

Luke: Specifically yours, bro

Percy: Bro

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Luke posted a status
You know what bro?

Percy: Bro, what?

Luke: I have two more lives before the Isles of the Blest

Luke: And I'd like to spend them with you, bro

Percy: Bro

Annabeth: Now wait a moment

Annabeth: First off, Luke's memories will be totally gone if he choose rebirth. And secondly, if he does come back, he'll be back as a baby

Annabeth: I don't know about you, but... um... that's pretty wrong on many different levels

Elizabeth: Shh Annabeth, Percabeth's had some moments. Let Perluke have theirs

Annabeth: ...

Thalia: Well... She's not wrong

Piper: I mean, Percabeth, Thaluke, and Lukabeth are all pretty well known ships

Piper: It was only time for Perluke to become something as well

Elizabeth: I don't even know what to do with myself anymore

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Luke posted a status
Annieeeeee, why did you have to crush my dreams

Annabeth: Um, sorry?

Luke: Now I'll never get to see the world again

Luke: Or I won't be able to remember anyone :(

Percy: Bro, I can show you the world

Luke: How, bro?

Percy: Bro, here *virtual mirror because that is officially possible alright*

Luke: But bro, this is just a mirror?

Percy: Well you are the world to me, bro

Luke: Bro

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Annabeth posted a status
Wow, you guys are really announcing to the world that you're bros, aren't you?

Luke: I would gladly tell the whole world that we are

Percy: Really? Do it

Luke: *whispers to Percy* We're bros

Percy: You whispered it, bro

Luke: Yeah, but you're my whole world too, bro

Percy: Bro

Annabeth: ... I really need to make Elizabeth sleep for like, ten thousand hours

Annabeth: Where's Clovis when you need him

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Percy posted a status
Bro, we should get matching anchor tattoos

Luke: Why, bro?

Percy: So that our broship will never float away

Luke: B r o

Annabeth: No, you need to get anchor tattoos so that your broship will sink

Elizabeth: Note to self- Never write after three am.

Annabeth: Oh I'll make sure of that

Elizabeth: Wait wha-

fin.

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(A/N): Well, that was an adventure...
I have so many regrets.

This is why I have trust issues when people go onto my phone and open Wattpad. Or even just find out my wattpad username.

Oh my god, I need to change my identity. Oh wait, I use a pen name. Of course. Never mind then.

Wow, I need to sleep. This is why I can't write when I'm suffering from a lack of sleep. But then that would mean I'd never write because haha what is sleep

Also, I'm sorry that everyone was so OOC but like c'mon there wouldn't be this chapter if they weren't and honestly, a high-key jealous Annabeth trying to sort of act low-key was great to write (and hopefully read) so whatever.

Hope you guys are having a great start to the new year :)

I've published the foreword to a new story! It's titled All These Things We've Done and it's a Dramione fanfic. Check it out~!

GOALS

Chapter Goals: 120 reads, 23 votes, and 8 comments
General Goals: 390k reads, 5k votes, and 817 followers
Relationship Goals: Perluke, obvi

-Elizabeth