(A/N): This must be the best chapter title I have ever written.

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Elizabeth posted a status
Okay, question: How many followers until I'm considered a religion?

Nico: This is my cue to leave for my annual visit to the Underworld

Nico: Maybe Tartarus will be unaffected by your... rule

Annabeth: A lot more than what you have now

Elizabeth: I see you have discovered my Wattpad/Tumblr

Elizabeth: Tell me, what was your existential crisis like?

Annabeth: It hurt my head more than giving birth to my mom hurt Zeus'

Zeus: YOU!

Zeus: YOU WANT TO BE WORSHIPPED AS A GOD!?

Zeus: I—err, I mean—We WILL NEVER BE OVERTHROWN

Elizabeth: *coughs* See, that's where you're wrong

Elizabeth: No one in the modern world really believes in your existence now, sorry

Elizabeth: There's a reason why you're only considered myths now

Zeus: *splutters indignantly*

Elizabeth: Heh, I love those two words... Especially together

Percy: I am so glad we're friends

Percy: This is amazing

Elizabeth: Thank you, thank you

Elizabeth: But nothing will ever beat you sending Medusa's head to Olympus

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Elizabeth posted a status
Okay, but I'm actually curious as to how many followers it takes to be considered a religion

Annabeth: I don't even want to know how you plan on gaining more followers

Elizabeth: Nah, you would like it. I just post "incorrect quotes"

Elizabeth: #thingsdracomalfoywouldsay and #ohhotdamn are my two most used hashtags, if that tells you anything

Annabeth: ... I need to see this

Elizabeth: devanofficial.tumblr.com

Elizabeth: I just realized this is probably considered self-advertising and I swear this was unintentional

Annabeth: You didn't sleep again, did you?

Elizabeth: Ehhh, why sleep when you can have a Sherlock marathon?

Annabeth: Sherlock? I didn't know reading a series of books could be called a marathon too.

Elizabeth: No no, it's also tv show that you are now going to become a fangirl of

Annabeth: I am okay with this

Annabeth: My cabin in thirty, grab any snacks and drinks and blankets you can

Annabeth has logged off

Elizabeth has logged off

Nico: This isn't going to end well

Nico: More fangirling, less sleep, and Elizabeth

Nico: Definitely going to the Underworld now

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Elizabeth posted a status
WAIT! BEFORE THE MARATHON BEGINS, SOMEONE ANSWER MY QUESTION

Annabeth: You definitely need more followers to be a religion

Annabeth: But you probably have enough to be a cult

Nico: NOOO WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT

Nico: DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE

Nico: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE SMART ONE

Annabeth: ... Well she's bribing me with Sherlock

Annabeth: I'm a fangirl more than I'm a daughter of Athena

Elizabeth: *grins* Nice to see you on the dark side

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Kylo Ren posted a status
YOU CONVERTED HER!?!?

Kylo Ren: plS TEACH ME YOUR WAYS

Elizabeth: See, I find this line extremely funny

Elizabeth: Because you want me to teach you how to teach Rey

Elizabeth: And sorry, I'm about to have a Sherlock marathon so I can't

Kylo Ren: You're rejecting me for a tv show?

Elizabeth: I'm probably going to have to cancel Netflix once testing starts

Elizabeth: And I can bring you back anytime I want

Elizabeth: So yes

Annabeth: Okay, exactly exactly how little sleep did you get?

Elizabeth: Um...

Elizabeth: So, marathon?

Annabeth: Marathon

Elizabeth has logged off

Annabeth has logged off

Percy: So that's how you distract Annabeth...

Nico: Maybe marathons can be their always

Elizabeth has logged on

Elizabeth: WAIT A MOMENT WHA-

fin.

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(A/N): So I got bored of editing and I saw a certain tumblr text post and this happened...

I'm not even going to lie, all my "weird" chapters are because of tumblr and no sleep. Like, literally.

Anyway, hope you had fun with this mess of an adventure of a chapter.

-Elizabeth