(A/N): I don't even know what this is. Also, fair warning, all dates are just random numbers so don't pay attention to them.

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Leo posted a status
Hey Caly

Calypso: Yes...?

Piper: Oh gods

Leo: What's that in your hand?

Calypso: *looks at hand* Um, nothing?

Leo: *takes hand* It's mEEE

Piper: *facepalms*

Percy: I'm just wondering why he did this over facebook...

Elizabeth: It's still not as bad as Nico's awkward moments

Elizabeth: Which reminds me...

Nico: *sighs* I'm not even going to bother trying to stop you

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Elizabeth posted a status
So you guys know Facebook's new thing with "On This Day"?
Basically it gives a flashback to whatever you did on facebook on that date during previous years

Percy: Yeah, I noticed it, why?

Elizabeth: Well, thanks to some tips from the Stolls, I've hacked into Nico's account and compiled a list of his best moments. Well, I actually wouldn't say best

Nico: Okay, but honestly you don't need to hack into my account to gain that knowledge...

Elizabeth: Well Styx, Nico, I just didn't want to break the fourth wall again, alright?

Leo: This chapter's going to be all over the place, isn't it?

Elizabeth: Probably, yeah, not even going to lie

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Elizabeth has created the page The Best of the Worst of Nico di Angelo

Nico: Wow, great name there Elizabeth

Elizabeth: Thank you, I try

Thalia: Oh, I'm going to love this *smirks*

---The Best of the Worst of Nico di Angelo---

April 13, 2013
Annabeth posted a status
You really need to get yourself together, Nico. Otherwise you're going to end up at McDonald's

Nico: If I don't do anything we'll get to go to McDonald's???

Annabeth: Wha- No

Elizabeth: Shhh, just let him enjoy his Happy Meal toys

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September 9, 2013
Thalia posted a status
You know, Bianca mentioned how much you cried as a baby

Nico: *scowls*

Nico: It's not my fault I figured out life so early

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January 21, 2014

Nico posted a status
Why do people keep squeezing me with their bodies?

Elizabeth: *sighs* It's called a hug Nico

Elizabeth: It's National Hug Day

Nico: ... It's weird. I don't like it.

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June 12, 2014
Percy posted a status
Ughhh, I'm so bored. Is there anything any of you want to do?

Nico: Die

Nico: Oh wait, none of you understand casual existential despair.

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December 26, 2014
Jason posted a status
You know, you're always wearing black. Whose funeral is it?

Nico: *death glare* I think I've just decided

Piper: Wow

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May 8, 2015
Elizabeth posted a status
Another Ask the Demigods, for Percy: Who is your favorite friend?

Percy: I don't have a favorite friend. How could you even think that? All of them are of totally equal importance and worth.

Annabeth: ... It's Nico, isn't it?

Percy: I can't help it. He has those love-me-tender eyes that make me weak.

Nico: Oh

Elizabeth: I'd like to break the fourth wall to just say that this is a tumblr thing and I don't know the actual source so this will be my disclaimer

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November 15, 2015
Nico posted a status
Guys, you can actually see the stars tonight. It's really nice.

Random Fangirl #1: Wow, you seem... Happy.

Nico: Yeah, well-

Random Fangirl #2: Aw, Nico, that's adorable *practically hanging off of him*

Nico: I do enj-

Random Fangirl #1: You like astronomy then?

Nico: Yes, I'm a pretty big fan of space

Random Fangirl #2: *still clinging onto him* Aww-

Nico: Both outer and personal

Elizabeth: *applauds slowly*

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April 26, 2016
Nico posted a status
Okay Will, I have something to get off my chest

Will: Is it your shirt? Please say yes

Nico: No it's- Wait, what?

Will: What

Elizabeth: I'm sure everyone would like that

Nico: What???

Elizabeth: Haha, whaaat?

Nico: What...

Elizabeth: *sighs* The Solangelo ship has officially been mentioned now

Nico: WHAT!?!?

Elizabeth: Bye-bye Elico </3

Nico: I have no words anymore

fin.

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-Elizabeth