Life Lessons for the Demigods of Camp Half-Blood
Thalia posted a status
OH MY GODS, STOLLS, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!
Travis: *looks innocently* What did-
Connor: *looks just as innocent* -we do?
Thalia: *glares* Why don't I come over and slap you? Maybe it'll help you remember.
Connor: Errr, I think-
Travis: -We'll pass...
Thalia: *grins evilly* Oh, your choice in the matter ended the moment you decided to prank me.
Percy: Well Styx, I would pity you Stolls, but you should've known.
Travis: So I'm guessing-
Connor: -We should run?
Travis: BYE!
Connor has logged off
Travis has logged off
Percy: They'll never learn, will they?
Thalia: Nah
Percy: As if running would help. *laughs*
Thalia: *grins* What can I say?
Percy: Well, guess you should go and kick some butt, Thals
Thalia: Alright, be back in 15!
Thalia has logged off
Annabeth: 10 drachmas she'll be back before then?
Percy: Nah, I don't take losing bets
Annabeth: Aw, dang. I really wanted those ten drachmas
Percy: Oh well, guess you'll have to try it with someone else ;)
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Annabeth posted a status
I bet 10 drachmas Thalia will be back in less than 15 minutes. Anyone take me up on it?
Nico: HAHAHAHAHAHA no
Elizabeth: *whispers* Nico says no
Piper: Hmm, nah. You're too smart to take a losing bet.
Hazel: I suppose I won't then either...
Leo: Two people? Less than 15 minutes? Hmmm...
Jason: *shakes head* Bad choice, mate.
Piper: We had this conversation before Jason! You're not British, don't say mate!
Jason: What if I'm trying to be an Australian, then? Hmm? I'm an Aussie, mate.
Piper: ...
Jason: Piper...?
Piper: ...
Jason: Just wait, I'll find more Australian slang *smirks*
Jason has logged off
Piper: ...
Piper has logged off
Annabeth: So are you betting?
Leo: ...
Leo: No...?
Annabeth: Ugh, dammit Jason why did you have to warn him??
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Travis posted a status
Ow... I haven't even recovered from the last slap!
Connor: Ikr!? It hurt!
Annabeth: *glares* Don't make me go through this again...
Connor: Fine, fine! I know right!? Happy!?
Annabeth: Extremely
Thalia: You learned, didn't you? Not going to prank me anytime soon, are you?
Connor: *shakes head* No miss!
Thalia: *smirks* Miss... I like it
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Jason posted a status
I got it! My friend just told me a slang in Australia! Hey Piper, fancy a shag?
Piper: ....
Piper: WHAT THE ACTUAL HADES!?!?
Hades: *pouts* Why does everyone use my name as a curse of some sort!?
Jason: What?
Piper: What you just said...?
Jason: Yeah... I asked if you'd want to go on a date with me...?
Piper: *shakes head* No... that's not what it means?
Jason: It doesn't? Well, what does it, then?
Piper: You just asked if...
Jason: If...?
Piper: Well, if I'd like to... You know...
Jason: No... I don't know...
Piper: Gods, you just basically asked if I wanted to do /it/ with you! There, happy!?
Jason: .... 0.0
Piper: Yeah, now think of my reaction...
Jason: I'm so sorry...
Piper: Yeah... It's alright... Who was your friend though?
Jason: ....
Jason: STOLLS!
Travis: Oops...
Connor: Better run... again...
Travis has logged off
Connor has logged off
Percy: Told you they never learn... XD
Jason has logged off
Piper has logged off
Percy: Hello?
Percy: ...
Percy: :( #ForeverAlone
Piper has logged on
Piper: Nah, you have Annabeth, remember?
Piper has logged off
Percy: ....
Percy: #SomewhatForeverAlone
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Hades posted a status
Erg, why does everyone say What the Hades!? Why not 'What the Zeus!?' or... or 'What the Poseidon!?'
Leo: OR WHAT THE LEO! GIVE THE LOVE TO SOMEONE WHO ACTUALLY WANTS IT
Hades: Yeah! Let's start 'What the Leo!?' And scratch that about 'What the Zeus!?' it would just boost his ego instead.
Hades: And he'd shove it in everyone's face like the Drama Queen he is.
Zeus: EXCUSE ME!?!?
Hades: Case and point.
Zeus: *glares and thunder rumbles* I am not dramatic!
Thalia: You're just proving his point further, you know that, right?
Zeus: ...
Zeus has logged off
Hades: He knows we're right
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Annabeth posted a status
WELL, We've learned some pretty valuable life lessons today, haven't we?
Connor: *nods* Yeah... Like, you should never prank Thalia by waking her up early
Travis: Or tell Jason dirty slangs in different languages in the pretense that he would be impressing Piper
Leo: Or take bets against Annabeth, because you're more than likely to lose some money.
Piper: And that Percy is somewhat forever alone
Hades: And that we should all stop using the phrase "What the Hades!?"
Thalia: Although that's never going to happen
Hades: ...
Hades: Fine. Then we all learned that Zeus is a Drama Queen
Nico: Which was already a known fact
Hades: FINE, WHATEVER
Hades has logged off
Everyone: ...
Annabeth: Well... Another thing we learned today is that Lord Hades might... actually be giving Zeus a run for his drachmas in the drama department...
Percy: Or... he might be on his... time of the month? Yeah, I agree.
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(A/N): I can totally imagine Hades logging off with a huff and crossing his arms dramatically. And then like, Persephone being all like "*sighs* What's wrong Hades?" And Hades just giving her a pout and mumbling, "Bloody teenagers"
#headcanonsineed
Anyway, we reached our goals! Ahhhh! And my schedule just go busier! Not as great as the previous statement!
Like, how did I manage to fit more things?? I have no idea? Like, I'm now taking art lessons and vocal lessons twice a week and I'm on the robotics team now.
Somebody pls stop me from destroying myself ty
Goals: 5K reads, 150 votes, and 753 followers
Special chapters to look forward are more awkward moments with Nico and an... interesting new development in the shipping department ;)
-Elizabeth
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