(A/N): Has it really been six weeks? *sweats* Also, in my journey of finding mythology-based pick up lines, I found a beautiful collection that is highly inappropriate but I want to share them so badly... So if you're 15/16+ and want to know, message me. The above is a favorite of mine. Unfortunately. I'm going to Hell for this, I hope you're happy.

Also, most of these are completely rewritten from the last time, so it shouldn't be that repetitive at all.

___

Leo posted a status
"I'll be your... Lost hero." With Piper

Piper: *rolls eyes* Try again

Piper: Actually don't

Leo: Too late

___

Leo posted a status
"Are you a child of Dionysus? Because I'm getting drunk on love." With Katie

Katie: Um, no... I'm a daughter of Demeter...

Leo: *laughs awkwardly* Oh... In that case... 

Leo: Bye and have a nice day!

Katie: You... too...?

___

Leo posted a status
"Are you a child of Hades? Because I'm dying to get to know you." With Hazel

Hazel: You're dying!? HEALERS, COME QUICK IT'S AN EMERGENCY

Hazel: LEO DO YOU HAVE YOUR AMBROSIA

Leo: No! Not literally!

___

Leo posted a status
"Are you a child of Zeus? Because you're blowing me away." With Thalia

Thalia: Jason's the one with the wind powers... Not me...

Leo: Oh... Well... Um.... Are you a child of Zeus? Because when I see you, sparks fly

Thalia: Leo... It's never going to happen... Besides, I'm into older guys

Apollo: Is centuries older good then!?

Leo: But you're a Hunter, so one day I'll be older that you

Thalia: EXACTLY- I'M A HUNTER, GUYS

Leo: ...

Leo: Are you a hunter of Artemis? Because when I look at you, you make me go buck wild

Artemis: And literally too, if you keep this up

Leo: ... Right, in that case...

___

Leo posted a status
"Are you a child of Hermes? Because you stole my heart." With Connor

Connor: Woah dude, I didn't know you were actually into that Coneo stuff

Aphrodite: YES! MONTHS OF PLANNING HAS PAID OFF!

Leo: Wait, I swear I was hacked

Connor: It's okay bro, I'm flattered but I just don't swing that way

Leo: No, I swear I was hacked

Aphrodite: NO YOU WEREN'T, JUST ADMIT YOUR FEELINGS!

Connor: Like I said, it's okay. I still accept you.

Leo: I WAS HACKED LISTEN TO ME

Leo: Besides, I'm telling pick up lines to everyone so doing this shouldn't be that odd...

Travis: ... *snickers*

___

Leo posted a status
Are you a son of Apollo? Because you sure light up my day and sound like music to my ears. With Will

Nico: ... 

Nico: No

Leo: Well of course it's a no from you- this is for Will

Nico: No

Leo: But-

Nico: No

Will: Nico has spoken

Will: But nice pick up line

Nico: NO

___

Leo posted a status
I don't need a golden apple to tell you that you're the fairest. With Piper

Piper: ... Okay, that one was actually decent

Aphrodite: Decent!?

Aphrodite: That was beautiful *wipes away a tear*

Leo: *smirks* I'm good, what can I say?

___

(A/N): Well. I posted. Eventually. That counts for something, right?

-Elizabeth