Annabeth posted a status
Hey Seaweed Brain ;) With Percy

Percy: Yeah Wise Girl?

Annabeth: *sticks tongue out* Kelp Face

Percy: *flicks tongue* Brain Child

Annabeth: *scowls playfully* Fish Boy

Percy: *grins cheekily* Mrs. Jackson

Annabeth: WHAT!?!?

Percy: Nothing *grins*

Annabeth: Percy, don't you dare-

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Percy posted a status
You know, Annabeth, I don't really like your name

Annabeth: Excuse me!?

Percy: Your name. Mainly your last name...

Annabeth: *scowls* What's wrong with my last name?

Percy: I don't know, you should change it.

Annabeth: Change it!? To what!?

Percy: Jackson. *walks away*

Percy has logged off

Annabeth: Did you just-

Annabeth: What just happened?

Annabeth: DON'T YOU DARE WALK AWAY.

Annabeth: I SEE YOUR SMIRK. STOP RUNNING AWAY.

Annabeth: COME BACK, YOU LITTLE-

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Percy posted a status
Hey Wise Girl, wanna hear a joke?

Annabeth: Sure...?

Percy: Knock, knock!

Annabeth: Who's there?

Percy: Marry.

Annabeth: Marry who?

Percy: Marry me?

Annabeth: .... PERCY JACKSON, STOP WITH THESE MARRYING JOKES, OR I SWEAR ON THE RIVER STYX-

Percy: You know you love me ;)

Annabeth: *scowls*

Percy: See? You can't deny it

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Annabeth posted a status
Why spiders? Why couldn't it be follow the butterflies? Location: Somewhere Under Rome

Harry: ... Dude, that's Ron's line

Ron: You just stole my line

Annabeth: Well it's a legitimate line

Annabeth: Wait a moment...

Annabeth: HARRY POTTER AND RON WEASLEY!? BUT BUT BUT YOU GUYS ARE CHARACTERS IN A BOOK!

Percy: Psst, I think by now you should know that doesn't really matter

Annabeth: Oh my god why is this happening

Nico: No sleep again? Too much school?

Annabeth: I swear-

Harry: Wait a moment- BOOKS!? HARRY POTTER BOOKS!?

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Voldemort posted a status
Kronos couldn't make it today. I am filling his spot. With Percy

Percy: ....

Percy: Do you smell the tension in the air?

Percy: Oh wait- *smirks*

Voldemort: YOU LITTLE- AVADA KEDEVRA

Percy: So you're telling me that you're a wizard?

Voldemort: ... Even Harry isn't this sassy

Voldemort: KRONOS, TAKE HIM BACK!

Gaea: *sighs* We just can't have a decent villain nowadays, can we?

Percy: You do realize you're one of those "not-so-decent villains," right?

Kronos: HAHAHA SAVAGE

Everyone: ...

Annabeth: Did Kronos just use slang...

Thalia: And laugh at Percy's comment...

Nico: About his own mother...

Everyone: ???

Gaea: *raises eyebrow* Excuse me?

Kronos: I mean... How dare you speak to my mother like that!

Gaea: ...

Kronos: ... I love you?

Gaea: ... *is just done*

Gaea has logged off

Kronos: Wait, mother-

Kronos has logged off

Percy: Eh, that's more realistic than before

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Piper posted a status
So uh, what are you going to do with this substitute villain person thing?

Percy: ... Who nose?

Percy: He doesn't, for sure

Annabeth: Oh my god, Elizabeth why

Elizabeth: *smiles sheepishly* Well, I guess I'm making an appearance after all

Nico: Nose puns, really?

Elizabeth: *shrugs* It fits

Percy: I'm just curious... What happens if you get a cold?

Voldemort: ... *sulks* I don't want to talk about it

Voldemort has logged off

Harry: Mate, can you please come to the wizarding world and do that to him in person?

Hermione: YES, COME TO THE WIZARDING WORLD AND LET ME SEE PERCABETH IN PERSON <3

Annabeth: OF COURSE I WILL COME DRACO MALFOY IS THERE <33

Ron: Ferret Boy? Why do you want to see Ferret Boy?

Annabeth: EXCUSE YOU JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE THE EMOTIONAL RANGE OF A TEASPPON DOESN'T MEAN WE ALL HAVE

Hermione: Exactly! But Malfoy? Really?

Draco: *smirks* They all want me

Annabeth: *faints*

Percy: WHAT, NO!

Nico: Elizabeth?

Elizabeth: Yeah...?

Nico: Go to sleep

Elizabeth: But-

fin.

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(A/N): More Harry Potter will come, don't worry *smirks* I've got some plans. Especially since Harry didn't have his important question answered, now did he? ;)

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-Elizabeth